- a month, i be April, full of rain, cold, wet, sweet summer.
- a day of the week, i be Thursday. I am the foreboding of good.
- a time of day, i would be right after midnight when you gotta crap.
- a planet, i would be Mars. Hot, inhumane, and blushing.
- a sea animal, i would be a sperm whale. They eat cthulu.
- a direction, i would be East. The direction of intrigue.
- a piece of furniture, i would be a ottoman. Useful, not to be underestimated in the middle of the night.
- a sin, I would be wrath. Totally the best.
- a historical figure, i would be Theodore Roosevelt.
- a liquid, i would be mercury
- a stone, i would be an Sapphire
- a tree, i would be a aspen colony
- a bird, i would be a bluebird
- a tool, i would be a Snap-On #5 monkey wrench
- a flower, I would be a lilac
- a kind of weather, i would be a cloudy day, with a light mist
- a mythical creature i would be a phoenix
- a musical instrument, i would be a flute
- an animal, i would be a walrus
- a color, i would be imperial purple
- a vegetable, i would be a broccoli
- a sound, i would be a thunderstorm
- a song, i would be Crazy Train
- a movie, I would be directed by The Wachowski brothers
- a book, i would be written by Terry Pratchett
- a food, i would be watermelon rinds
- a place, i would be quicksand in an metropolitan park
- a material, i would be aluminum foil
- a taste, i would be lay's baked cheddar potato chips
- a scent, i would be bull poop
- a word, i would be singularity
- a music era, i would be the 60's
- an object, i would be a bra
- a body part, i would be a penis
- a facial expression, i would be an allknowing smirk
- a subject in school, i would be recess
- a cartoon character, i would be raven
- a shape, i would be a octogram
- a number, i would be 0
- a pastry, i would be a crescent roll
- a country, i would be Italy
- a place, i would be the military police academy
- a pattern, i would be chaos
- a form of light, i would be sunglare
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