- If I were a month, I would be April.
- If I were a day of the week, I would be whatever day I have the least amount of obligations.
- If I were a time of the day, I would be 2pm. A late lunch haha.
- If I were a planet, I would be Earth? It's a nice place.
- If I were a sea animal, I would be a dolphin. No, sea otter. No, dolphin. No, seal. Damnit.
- If I were a direction, I would be straight ahead.
- If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a temperpedic bed. (Unfortunately, pillows are not furniture.)
- If I were a sin, I would be gluttony. Long discussion with roomie: Conclusion is that I don't exhibit one particularly over the others.
- Hey, aren't you going to ask me which of the seven heavenly virtues I am? For the record, compassion.
- If I were a historical figure, I would be Gandhi, baby.
- If I were a liquid, I would be fruit juice.
- If I were a stone, I would be a freshwater pearl - classic but economical.
- If I were a tree, I would be that beautiful tree with pink flowers on my front lawn.
- If I were a bird, I would be a swan.
- If I were a tool, I would be invisible tape, subtly patching things up at the seams.
- If I were a flower, I would be...um, well, chrysanthemums are delicious?
- If I were a kind of weather, I would be flurries.
- If I were a musical instrument, I would be a windchime. Totally made that up.
- If I were an animal, I would be a nice dog...
- If I were a color, I would be pink so pale it appears white.
- If I were a vegetable, I would be corn.
- If I were a sound, I would be that of a babbling brook.
- If I were an element, I would be carbon - because we're all made of carbon.
- If I were a car, I would be an electric one or a Mini Cooper :P.
- If I were a movie, I would be one with a really fantastic story line with plot twists plus comedy. Think heists, bank robberies, George Clooney + Brad Pitt, I don't know.
- If I were a song, I would be Disney!
- If I were a book, I would be nonfiction.
- If I were food, I would be fruit + carbs + cheese. Mmmm...
- If I were a place, I would be home.
- If I were a material, I would be ridiculously soft.
- If I were a taste, I would be sweet. Did you know Umami is the 5th taste?
- If I were a scent, I would be fresh laundry.
- If I were a religion, I would be Buddhist.
- If I were a word, I wouldn't be one word.
- If I were a body part, I would be eyes.
- If I were a subject in school, I would be Art.
- If I were a cartoon character, I would be Eeyore, but he's too pessimistic. And sad, too sad. Poor Eeyore.
- If I were a number, I would be four.
jun 20 2010 ∞
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