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"Do you have doubts about life? Are you unsure if it is worth the trouble? Look at the sky: that is for you. Look at each person's face as you pass on the street: those faces are for you. And the street itself, and the ground under the street, and the ball of fire underneath the ground: all these things are for you. They are as much for you as they are for other people. Remember this when you wa...

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  • "Well then I'll go get the vacuum cleaner and i'll suck it right off." -Julie
  • "Yeah...that movie, Get Hard or Die Tryin." -Julie
  • "Well for starters I don't have two mommies." -Julie
  • "Julie: "Do you get a lot of bears around here in the winter time?"
    • Sam: (Just Stares) Julie, what do bears do in the winter?"
    • Julie: "How the hell should I know. I'm not a bear.
    • Sam: "They Hibernate"
  • Julie: "Amanda, where is Las Vegas?"
    • Me: "in North Dakota."
  • "I'm feeling too lazy to be deviant." -Clint
  • "At least my soul's not ugly!" -Clint
  • "I still have that video of you shaking those bells!!!" -the cashier at Wal Mart who also happens to be Mrs. Ley, my old music teacher.
  • "If God gives you lemons, find a new God!" -really funny video for Power Thirst that James left on my myspace.
  • "I don't like people who double dip!" -Becca, talking about dudes who are having sex with more than one chick.
  • "Those shoes were ugly. I helped you." -Clint told Becca this because he threw her shoes in the woods & she didn't find them until like 5 years later haha.
  • "Mother Nature will be like slooooow doooownn, & you'll be like, "fuck you!" & kick her in the face with your energy legs!" -Powerthirst
  • "fat chicks can't dance." -richard
  • Clint: "So what if you live out in Cedarville, where there are no hospitals and you have to wait for the ambulance, and you're out shooting a cow but the bullet hits metal instead and it ricochets?"
    • Richard: "So then I guess you have to call 911 and wait."
    • Clint: "But what if it hits you in your vocal chords?"
  • "i should go work at the gym...but i'll probably eat some pie instead." -me
  • "i can't buy condoms alone! you have to come!" -kirsten
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