- Otto von Bismarck is the greatest person to ever live.
- Henry Clay is a close second.
- Other than that, history sucks.
- My last name is incredibly easy to pronounce and spell, but you will inevitably mess it up.
- I don't carbonated beverages. That's right, I don't drink soda.
- No, I'm no kidding.
- Seriously, I'm not.
- Spanish literature is infinitely superior to English literature.
- So is Spanish music.
- I go to bed at ridiculous hours for no reason.
- I spend more time programming than working on homework.
- If you think bacon brownies aren't delicious, you're wrong.
- I hate when "people" use "quotes" for no "reason".
- Similarly, confusing "your" and "you're" is unacceptable. Messing up "there", "they're" and "their" is only slightly more acceptable.
- Milk.
- My room is a mess, but I'm an incredibly organized person.
- I hate being late for things.
- I have a short temper and little patience.
- Golf isn't boring.
- People who know I like computers always ask me "PC or Mac?" and get confused when I respond "neither".
- Speaking of, barrel rolls and advice dogs are the best memes.
- Guitar Hero is better than Rock Band.
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