• Giant flying zombie bears = most terrifying thing ever.
  • What if I open my eyes...and a real life Claydol is hovering over my bed?
  • Relationships are like bird poo. You see it everywhere, it's gross, sometimes you step in it...but if it falls on your head, it's good luck!
  • I will not strive to be a martyr
  • We are only tools and portraits
  • People are more scared of love than they are of death.
  • Love is the only great thing.
  • Fantasies that actually happen have an unexpected way of feeling mundane.
  • Subtle manipulation = the key to love
  • Complaining about complaining about things that are easily fixed and should be dealt with.
  • Hypocrites complaining about how people are such hypocrites.
dec 3 2012 ∞
jul 30 2015 +