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- "If I had a time machine, I would go back and stab you before you were born." ~ A guy on David Thorne's blog
- "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."
- "People think I'm shy because I don't talk or participate in conversation too much. The truth is, I don't really give a fuck what they're talking about."
- "You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll pencil in some time to cry about it later. Right now, I'm busy enjoying my life, and will be doing that all day."
- "I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday."
- "I look at people sometimes and think..."Really? That's the sperm that won?"
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