- "Is it just me, or are your buttcheeks really cold?" ~ Campbell
- "What in the name of ding-dong is going on here?!" ~ Prof. Ruedas
- "I mean, come on! Who DOESN'T want to be raped by Jennifer Aniston?" ~ Prof. Leslie
- "It used to be that being barrel-chested was a GOOD thing, but then the 90s hit and now guys have to be skinny, sad and girly." ~ Guy at crosswalk next to the apartment
- "I'm sure you all know about how polar bear liver is toxic, but don't worry, it's only if you eat too much." ~ Prof. Ruedas
- "They're like shin splints, but with fire." ~ Guy on the Steel Bridge near the Blues Festival
- "Then they came out speaking a fancy form of gibberish called poetry." ~ Prof. Armantrout
- "I'm going to go home and autotune my farts...and it will be amazing." ~ Guy in the smoke shelter on campus
- "Sorry, I have to go. I have a raid to get to in half an hour." ~ Guy in the campus library
- "Smite those bitches! Smite away!" ~ Christina, my Dungeon Master
- "What? San Francisco? Whales vagina?" ~ Girl talking on phone in front of Cafe Yum
- "An atheist can yell the same name as a Christian when he hits his thumb with a hammer and still not believe in the authenticity of the deity he is calling upon." ~ Prof. Armantrout
- "Nice purse. Does it go with your vagina?" ~ Guy on max to male friend
dec 2 2012 ∞
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