- Lol at the people who have lists explaining who can and can't follow them
- I thought plans just went through, but no, it's much better to know that I simply wasn't invited.
- You know that Jim Jeffries joke where he talks about going pee in the middle of the night, but he sits down instead of standing and he has an argument with his butthole about whether or not to poo right now. Well, I think that most women would relate to that (I certainly do). XD
- Leelu takes huge poops. Like the poops the size of a child. I just want to take pictures of them and post them on a website, show the world. Find a website dedicated to bragging about how big your cats poops are.
- Whenever I hear the word (or have) diarrhea, I think of that scene from Invader Zim when it's parent teacher night and Zim's parent units malfunction.
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