Alan dished the dirt on Twitter...

• Ok, Andrews tweet about secrets yesterday inspired me. I'm about to drop the secrets, Gossip Girl style
• You might recognise some of your own but don't worry, no names will be mentioned. Hold on to your hats, here goes:
• In the past few months we've had three pregnancy scares within people we know
• There was a not-as-secret-as-you-thought threesome!
• SomeoNe we know has been getting good grades for a year due to their 'special relationship' with a teacher
• Someone was sprung for masturbating to pictures of their friend on facebook
• A couple we know broke up because the guy is gay, but very few people know that he is
• Someone is not into foreplay, it's straight in-and-out!
• Someone we know drunkenly gave a guy a blowjob
• Someones perfect family is just a show
• Someone is still crazy about their ex, over a year later
• Someone got caught with their. . .pride showing
• Someone has been to a strip club
• Someone has had a 30minute orgasm. And not from sex.
• Someone is fooling everyone about their plans for next year
• Someone confesses to secretly being in love with their best friend
• Someone has a secret sibling
• Someone frequently entertains homosexual thoughts about a close friend
• Someone is lying about their sexual experience
• Someone has confessed to being a pathological liar
• More than most people know have dabbled with drugs
• Someone has had an STI
• Someone makes a habit of breaking up other peoples relationships
• Someone can't fit it in
• Someone lies to their BFF so they won't think less of them
• Someone has done 69
• I'm not discussing the tweets in detail, I'll never tell who's who. Figure that out yourselves. Happy hunting!