- McGruff the Crime Dog
- Mother Teresa, post-op
- Sherrod Brown Senator for Ohio, post-op
- Snap, but not Crackle or Pop
- Mr. Aziz, minus 50 pounds and +18 heroin
- Webster, covered in a pile of hot dictionaries
- Hot Dictionaries, not created by that foul scum Webster
- Brick Wall that faces me seductively
- STalin why is he so hot omg help me pls
- The Riddle Master
- The Riddle Master's silent but humble sidekick, the Miniature Yorkshire Terrier who only goes by the name "Frisa Lank" but is also post-op
- the inventor of tumblr
- the inentor of hot tumblr dot zom
- I lied about that last list forgive me
- but srsyly don't
- why am i falling
- oh god i'm working my yoga muscles
- the inventor of yoga muscles
oct 29 2012 ∞
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