If i get murdered and my face is so mangled that i am unrecognizable, here are a few tips in identifying my body! thanks loved ones!

• my left arm does not extend as much as my right
• I have a million scars, but the one on my inner right thigh is the biggest.
• my left thumb has a vertical maroonish stripe(weird)
• I've got a monroe!who needs the peircing when you have the real thing.its really just a big ugly mole above the left side of my mouth.
• my teeth are ridiculously straight to the point where my dentist wants me to where braces so i can have a little over bite. what the hell?
• my hair will give my identity away easily. its very huge and very black.