- gone home- the store was slow so i locked up, went home and watched t.v. for a while. what?
- gone shopping- they paid me and sent me to Capitola to work. They asked for it
- cleaned my shoes- i had all of the right equipment before me, and they were muddy.
- lit hand sanitizer on fire-did you know it burns blue? so cool!
- blow dried my hair- why the blow drier was there in the first place? i have no idea.
- played imaginary Dance Dance Revolution- fun dance music + tile floors = fake DDR. duh.
- smoked the reefer- there was a back door that lead to a dark alley! Everyone else was doing it!
- sunbathed- this store had HUGE BEACH FRONT WINDOWS. im a GIRL.
- chatted with radio d.j.s- i was trying to win tickets to...something.
- been drunk- i had to open on January 1st. My night had ended just 2 hours before i clocked in!
- tweezed my eyebrows- i had a hot date
- held rolley chair races- the back room was long and narrow, a very convenient raceway.
- played cell phone scrabble/tetris- i have to train SOME time.
- tampered with the time clock- I am late to EVERYTHING. Why would anyone trust me with the password to the timeclocks?again, just asking for it.
- slept- instead of splurging on that big cozy ARMCHAIR, maybe the company could have gotten some cameras.
may 22 2008 ∞
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