• Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you
    • some random person just suddenly butting in after hearing a snippet of your conversation
  • if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
  • Pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class
  • intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock’s behind you with an answer: "captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door"
  • pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady
  • Mike the Meninist
  • intrusive thoughts as a mean “I want to see the manager” customer
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