- if you can read this it is probably windy
- sometimes i just feel like drawing long legs
- you should wear something that matches your antlers
- we communicate with our glove hats
- the paper crown made him feel better
- long ears made him happy
- cobras make christmas more hardcore
- the whisk wasn’t the tallest, but he had terrific hair
- your message is more compelling when it’s written on saws
- boom box in striped socks
- zig zags were in vogue
- blast the badasses
- stone birds make less noise
- lungs: now available in four colors
- if you sit on me i will breathe heavily on you
- diamond encrusted intercontinental ballistic missile
- hand drawn pixels
- irresponsible dog owners shall be reincarnated as fire hydrants
- i figured out why i keep forgetting to buy milk
- they were head without bodies, but when you have laser eyes, you don’t really need a body
- our tears are made of lightning
- plastic mountains
- spare tire for the limo
- 1400 thread count
- recently removed wrinkles
- i’d like to buy a vowel please
dec 1 2012 ∞
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