• Drove with Adam to Athens, GA without directions in the middle of July with no a/c. Roamed downtown for three days. Spent less than three dollars collectively on food bought an 8 dollar cheeseburger for the most unappreciative homeless man ever that followed us around for part of the night.
  • Went park-hopping at Disney on LSD.
  • Toured Georgia, Alabama, and Florida for 16 days. Stole many things from Walmart, bathed in many sinks, and slept on many floors.
  • Opened for Meg & Dia at The Social.
  • Intentionally got lost in residential alleys of Stresa. Greeted by warm smiles and free beer.
  • Intentionally got lost in residential alleys of Venice. Greeted with mostly unwelcome, weird looks.
  • Visited St. Peter's Basilica and got yelled at twice for falling asleep on the floor.
  • Got a tattoo on my butt.
  • Train-surfed on the Alaska Railroad.
  • Quit my job and hopped a plane to Colorado for a week.
  • Built a roof for an elementary school at an adoptive home in Mexico.
  • Took a job doing overnight stock and befriended a 54 year old homeless man named Willie.
  • Dressed up and went to a boat convention with Adam as business partners for a corporation called Cypress Citrus & Friends Inc. The company would build a replica of the Everglades on top of the Everglades. Then we'd float people through it on luxury boats in a fake river. Our slogan was "Paving the way for tourism in the Everglades. Literally."
  • Wore a corset to The Rocky Horror Picture Show at Citywalk. Life choices.
  • Shared entire life stories with a complete stranger during a layover in Denver.
  • Partied with You Meet At Six on their tour bus with an unlimited supply of Sailor Jerry and british gangster rap.
  • Played an acoustic cover of a Dashboard Confessional song while a guy proposed to his girlfriend.
feb 19 2012 ∞
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