• "Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense." - Gertrude Stein
  • "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." - G. B. Shaw
  • "It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over." -Edna St. Vincent Millay
  • "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas A. Edison
  • "Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people." -George Bernard Shaw
  • "Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
  • "Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it." -Dianne Feinstein
  • "Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." -George F. Will
  • "Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." -Redd Foxx
  • "If you want to have friends, you must be friendly. If you want to make peace, you must be peaceful." - Peace Pilgrim
  • "When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him." - Thomas Szasz
  • "Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end." - Jerry Seinfeld
  • "Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." -Robert Collier
  • "Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do." - John Wooden
  • "Our greatest battles are that with our own minds." - Jameson Frank
  • "You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it." - Charles Buxton
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