favorite lines from my favorite show :)

• "Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"
• "I'm the doctor who's trying to save your son. You're the mom who's letting him die. Clarification. It's a beautiful thing."
• "You put the Queen on your money, you're British."
• "Like I always say, there's no ‘I' in team. There's a ‘me,' though, if you jumble it up."
• "A secret club. What's the secret, they're all morons?"
• "Baffling. Though I vaguely recall a disease called moonomia..noo-mania...?"
• House to Cuddy:"Jail. You'd like that. No more naughty schoolgirl. Conjugal visit -- that's her new fantasy."
• "Have you ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?"
• "Are you comparing me to God? I mean, it's great, but so you know, I've never made a tree."
• "By rush, I meant fast. Stat's the word you doctors use, right?"
• "Did you make a pass at Cuddy? I told you, she's only got thighs for me."
• "Ramona, you naughty girl. Either you've got yourself an 18-year old boyfriend or an 80-year old with little blue pills."
• "On average, drug addicts are stupid."
• "Sure. The ex boy toy. It makes sense."