• be a big fan of jesus. like, "hey. jesus. you're really cool & thanks for saving my life, so i'm going to dedicate it to you & be your friend."
• be a musician who can write me pretty songs. or at least play me them.
• be very funny. like real hearty laugh funny. like teeheehee he's so cute & goofy funny. like sarcastic remarks & witty banter. just funny. i like funny guys.
• preferably have good taste in clothes, please. nice skinny jeans. converse & vans & whatnot. sweater vests & v-neck tees & nerdy glasses. i dig it.
• do cute stuff like make me fun mixed cds, give me surprises, help me wash my car, teach me how to cook, fly kites on the beach, take tons of goofy pictures, kiss me under the lucas theater...
• gives me compliments that make me blush.
• not be sappy. ew, and doesn't expect me to be sappy. there's a huge difference between being compassionate & being sappy. don't drag me to some really stupid chick flick because you'll think i'll like it, because chances are, i won't. and i won't drag you to any chickflicks that i may happen to like, either. that's what my girlfriends are for. =)
• must like/have appreciation for the rocket summer, john mayer, and... i know this is a stretch, but the jonas brothers. (which i know no boy will ever admit to, so i'm just going to marry joe jonas anyway.)
• love the animals & be kind to them. be good with kids, even though sometimes they annoy me, it's really cute to see a guy be good with kids.
• know that i'll let you play your video games. i won't bother you when you're playing them. heck, i'll even play with you. i'll beat your butt at donkey kong & mario kart, but anything else i'll suck at. but please don't make them you're life. kthanks.
• like my friends. it would be very nice if we could all hang out together & i wouldn't have to separate boyfriend time from friend time.
• be intelligent. you don't have to be some genius. but please spell okay. and use proper grammar. and be able to carry a conversation & have opinions about things.
• love life. be excited about living. be adventurous, like the nature & the outdoors & traveling & want to learn everything he can about everything.
• love me unconditionally. love the freckles on my shoulders & my big curly head of hair. love my colorful chipped nailpolish & my permanent wrinkle on my forehead from raising my eyebrows too much. love how i use stupid words like "swell" & "lovely" & "grody" all the time. love how i attempt to be funny but usually fail, but he'll laugh anyway because he'll think i'm cute. love my quirks. love my family. love my gross handwriting that he probably won't be able to read. love being around me. love being with me. and thanks god for me.

i realize that this is probably too much to be asking for. i'm never getting married.