• [1.01] Dexter: Normal people are so hostile.
• [1.02] Angel Bautista: [staring at Dexter's intricate blood spatter mock-up using red string] You must've been a motherfucker at Cat's Cradle. / Dexter: I never played it.
• [1.05] Dexter: Maybe if I don’t blink, my eyes will tear up.
• [2.04] Dexter: I've always been good with parents. The key is to simply think of them as aliens from a distant universe; 'you have fibers and threads unknown to us', 'your ancient customs intrigue me.'
• [2.04] Lila: Do you like the heat? / Dexter: Not really. I'm partial to air conditioning. / Lila: I love it. It makes me feel like the whole world could explode at any moment. / Dexter: That's a pleasant thought.
• [2.12] Deb: Oh my god. What did you do to make her so pathetically crazy for you? Does your dick dance?
• [3.06] Harry Morgan: We only see two things in people; what we want to see and what they want to show us.
• [3.07] Debra: [after pulling an all-nighter] I found a fucking lead on The Skinner case. It's in the trees! Right, so, we've had our heads up our asses, Sarge. We've been looking down at the bodies, but no one has been looking up! / Angel Batista: How much caffeine have you had? / Debra: A metric fuck-ton! / Angel Batista: Well, you should stop because it's giving you Tourette's.
• [3.10] Miguel: You think this is funny? / Dexter: Not at all. They said that stain would come out!

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