what "punisher" song are you?

• 02/20/22 . icu
• 06/29/22, 03/31/24 — kyoto
  • you distract yourself by telling yourself you're having fun: in fact you have convinced yourself that you are THE fun and your trauma is the entertainment. your main character complex has devolved so that every word you speak is aimed to please your audience; "let them envy all the fun you're having," you think to yourself. in truth, pushing a boulder up a hill has never been fun, but it certainly is a spectacle. let go of everyone's expectations for you. let yourself go quiet, sink into your seat, and watch somebody else's performance instead. maybe turn off your notifications too. you are enough.

what ultra specific movie genre do you belong in

• 02/20/22, 07/01/22 , 03/31/24 — oscar winning tragedy
  • ex: Manchester by the sea. I feel really bad for you, your life has probably been super sad but something inspiring will come out of it, maybe, hopefully?

cowboy, ghost, or vampire?

• 02/20/22 — cowboy
• 07/01/22, 03/31/24 — vampire
  • you're strong-willed and most likely very intelligent, but you often refuse to focus on your actual needs. you eat cause you have to, you sleep cause you have to. but what you really need is to take care of yourself. you'd rather spend time finishing a project or organizing your bookshelf than to hold yourself. but i promise you can still be that strong person even if you take a long bath with some candles. you can still be a boss bitch if you cry. you probably have a really good sense of fashion and a strong face you present to everyone else. try to remember you are more than the work you do for others.

why are you gay?

• 02/20/22 — you were too powerful to be cishet
• 07/01/22 — you went into theater
  • I've wracked my brain thinking about how to tackle you guys, and frankly, there's no witty way to say this. You're just really into and you're gay as fuck. I know that's a big trope and I tried to be original with these but...you know what? That's okay. A bunch of gay kids findings purchase and community in a place where they share common interests? Ain't nothing wrong with that. You're a theater gay through and through, now go watch RENT or something tiger!
• 03/31/24 — religion did a number on you, huh?
  • Growing up in a religious environment is never easy, either you fall in line with the Bandwagon or you undergo a serious rebellious streak while also burning under intense shame and self-loathing because you lack comfort and safety from the community you were raised in. But its okay, you're better off now. You're gay!

what teen movie archetype are you?

• 02/20/22 — the jock
• 07/01/22 — the geek
  • you didn't have a lot of friends in high school, did you? don't worry!! you probably had a chill time off camera playing TCGs and building your sick gaming computer. you're very involved in your niche interests, which can put bystanders off, but your unbridled passion makes your friends love you all the more.
• 03/31/24 — the dumb one
  • there may not be much in your head, but there's a whole lot in your heart!!

are you orpheus or eurydice?

• 02/20/22, 03/31/24 — eurydice
  • some versions of this story rob you of your autonomy, but trust is a choice. to follow is also a choice. was it the right one?
• 07/01/22 — orpheus
  • oh man, things could've been so different. but you know that already. you'll try again next time.

what isn't your love language?

• 02/20/22, 03/31/24 — physical touch
  • for the love of god, please, stop touching me. just back up. back all the way up. no, i don't want to hug you. man i don't even want to shake your hand. just. just keep away. personal space. bro. i'm telling you i don't want to be hugged. it's not personal im just not a physical touch guy
• 07/02/22 — quality time
  • listen i love you but i don't need to sit in silence on the couch adjacent to you as we both scroll on our phones, occasionally exhaling through our nostrils and texting (not showing! texting!) the other a tiktok of a some twink making a recipe for tomato soup cake from the great depression

how would you die in the middle ages?

• 02/20/22 — your throne broke under your ass
  • well. at least you were a king, but not even kings are safe from death, as you had to learn the very hard way when your shitty wooden throne HAD to decide it didn't want to deal with your fatass anymore. as your subjects, too, probably, but they sadly had not that muh of a choice. anyways, your throne broke, you got yourself some splinters and a few bruises, which was definitely too much for your majestic body to handle. you died.
• 03/31/24 — you got drowned
  • because you were assigned with "witch" after a personality test on uquiz. okay i'm sorry but the reason for you being suspected is just equally arbitrary and trivial. maybe you are old, have red hair or a wart, remain childless or are like, left-handed, the possibilities are endless. so you get to receive the classic - you get thrown into water, if you live, you're a witch, if not, uh, hm, you will get to heaven?? maybe?? at least you do not get burned at the stake, maybe you just had a mole and the priest was like "it MAY be a devil's nipple, but i'm not sure about it, so let's put her to the test" or you were a midwife and the kid survived which COULD mean you're a witch?? whichever of all the possibilities applied, you got thrown into the local lake and surprise, you drowned.

what will you do this summer

• 02/20/22 — find love
  • you’ve been taught your entire life that you’re hard to love. maybe it was your parents or a childhood friend or this entire big wide world that was cruel to you when you were at your most vulnerable. trust me when i say that it is easy to love you. you may not have a smile that lights up the whole room but it warms my heart and it makes me want to smile, too. your laugh is contagious. you care, so much. you’re passionate about so many things it’s hard to keep up, but i want to. and someone else will too. you will find someone who can love you, for your wonderful, authentic self. you deserve it.
• 03/31/24 — find yourself
  • you don’t know who you are yet. you are unsure of everything. you don’t know who you’re meant to love or how you’re meant to live. you don’t know where you’re going and you don’t know that you like where you come from. take this time to look for yourself. learn who you are on own. if you go on this journey with someone, how can you ever be sure you found yourself and not the pieces of them you picked up along the way? this is the summer to find out at least one thing about yourself. it can be a simple thing, like your favorite poet or dish or exact temperature. it can be as hard as how you want to be loved and where you want to be in five years. go on walks. talk to as much people as you can find. listen to musicians you’ve never heard of and look at art you can’t understand right now. read books and watch the clouds as much as you can. hold someone’s hand and don’t let go when it gets a bit sweaty. you are the universe experiencing life through your eyes. you are endless and you will never know everything but you can start learning today. i wish you luck on your journey.

what is the truth at the center of your universe

• 02/22/22 — you are the universe
  • You are your own truth, and you define your own destiny. You can shape your world, create it as you desire. How do you use this power? Selfishly, or altruistically? What kind of universe will you become?
• 03/31/24 — there will be an end
  • Certainty, a destination, an inevitable end. Although you may ache when things end, may you also treat this as the blessing in disguise it is. Nothing lasts forever, and everything is sweeter for it.

which lover are you?

• 02/22/22 — the poet
  • To you, love is unlimited. It is an endless currency of infinite shapes. It is in everything, the way people hold onto each other's arms when they laugh, the way they cry when saying goodbye. You wish to possess the power to express love in all its forms, but the complexity of it simply won't allow for that. One should always make their love known.
• 03/31/24 — the composer
  • To you, love is something created. It is born and it is nurtured, and it is entirely intentional. What could be more beautiful than that? We possess the enigmatic power to create deep, impossible, meaningful bonds with other people. It is not something we should take for granted. We choose to care for each other. We inconvenience ourselves with the sheer enormity of the love we have for others. In your eyes, it is the deliberate nature of love that makes it so beautiful.

what oddly specific aesthetic are you?

• 07/01/22 — vacation dadcore
  • kiran, if you don't get this i'll be disappointed. this one seems pretty self-explanatory. you're the honorary dad friend and living meme. don't forget to put on sunscreen dad, you will in fact get sunburns. thank you but i really don't need another lei you've already put four on me. dad stop. you have hay fever.
• 03/31/24 — honeycore
  • save the bees. you're super soft and sweet. everyone who meets you associates you with bright or warm colors. that being said, just like bees and honey, you can have a bitter side depending on the day, weather, food you've eaten, people you've been around, etc. it can be easy to get out of balance so be aware of your environment.

what type of future do you want?

• 07/01/22, 03/31/24 — you want to settle
  • You want a family. A committed relationship with children and pets. You want to settle in a safe town and raise your children in a perfect world with your spouse. You want a successful career that you enjoy, but your family is more important than anything.

i diagnose you with hot

• 07/01/22 — pink panther hot
  • you're a modern queen. you sit to the side of the dance floor and drink out of martini glasses, a perfect vantage point to look over your court. you like to see the way people's eyes linger on you, hoping you'll see them, that they'll gain your approval. you are offered drinks by many overeager servants throughout the night. when you finally join the ball, the sea of people parts just for you, and you hear the nervous titters of the crowd who are so captivated by what you'll do next.
• 03/31/24 — friend you have a weird rivalry with hot
  • you are always fighting to show you're better. always seeing who can run faster, talk louder, be stronger. you both whirl to face eachother after every test, showing off the bright red numbers at the top of the page. when you beat them by a couple points, the "jokingly" smug look on your face makes them huff and turn away, give you a friendly punch to the shoulder that might leave a bruise. when you lose 90 to their 96, the bitter spark of jealousy in the pit of your stomach reminds you to study harder. you'll best them next time. sometimes this rivalry gets messy though, and for some reason you both tend to crush on the same person, hurting eachother to compete for their affection. though you always end up forgetting the crushes, and making up. whats some random fling compared to your friendship anyway?

pick some men & i'll tell you why you aren't the main character

• 07/01/22 — you went to therapy
  • mentally ill but you're probably fine now (if you've not been to therapy you need to quickly remedy that) but no main character knows how to process their emotions which is why they must make it the driving plot of every movie
• 03/31/24 — ur the more interesting side character instead
  • you SHOULD be the main character bc you have taste & are so fun but unfortunately you are just there to move the straight white main character's story along. im rooting for u tho bae

another taste in men quiz

• 07/01/22 — whatever straight women are into
  • You have the taste in men of a straight woman. You like conventionally masculine men. A little boring? For some. But for you? Perfect.
• 03/31/24 — edgy
  • You probably like edgy music, too, huh? A little smudgy eyeliner never hurt anyone. Especially on a guy.

what male manipulator r u

• 07/01/22 — dennis reynolds
  • gay. and dramatic. hate women so much you turned gay. and youre very dramatic
• 03/31/24 — taylor durden
  • you have a great sense of fashion and good opinions. my mother would love you until she finds out youre gay

what your taste in men says about you

• 07/01/22 — good at hugging
  • Are you okay? Seriously, do you need me to call someone? Well, if you're sure... For you to like a man he must have two of three things: a nice smile, a kind face, and just the beefiest f*cking arms imaginable. You need him to bundle you up in a hug that never ends because your life is a mess and you could really do with some human interaction right now. You're probably super touch starved, huh? C'mere, I'll give you a hug...
• 03/31/24 — older men
  • Like a decade AT LEAST. You like the security that an older man would bring you, both emotionally and financially. You may have some daddy issues of your own, but you know your Older Man wouldn't judge you for it. He'd just make you some hot chocolate or something a little stronger and then show you just how spry your mans can be ;)

which vintage fashion era are u?

• 07/01/22 — 20s
  • the glamour... the thin eyebrows... the *gasp* exposed ankles! i really wish 2020 could've had a 20s revival, but alas, it has not happened yet. the slip dresses are a step in the right direction, though! you're very mysterious but not because you have anything to hide. you prefer to talk to a small group of friends and have high standards for partners. you probably enjoy doing dark makeup looks or painting your nails black. you might be more androgynous and enjoy mixing up different eras or styles into one outfit. you might be considered a reclusive artist at times, since when inspiration calls you feel like you must act on it. you also probably really enjoy studying film or poetry or both!
• 03/31/24 — late 80s
  • the drama of it all.... the 80s surely were a time (i say, as if I've lived during them). the edwardian revival, supermodel culture, mesh shirts... im in love. you've probably been called a "riot" by one of your friend's moms. maybe you're a micro-influencer or something, or you're just a little self-obsessed in a good way— you're not selfish, but you know your worth. 80s inspired shows and movies from the 2010s probably shaped your personality a lot. and even though your personality is like the 80s, you probably have a wide fashion sense and can never stick to one thing. you're the type of person someone will meet for one night at a party and then will remember you for months.

what kind of narrator are you?

• 07/01/22 — the biased narrator
  • close cousin of the unreliable narrator, but less obvious - even to yourself. you're not intentionally lying to your reader, and nothing you say is an outright lie, but it's colored by your own perceptions, and this ain't an omniscient narrator situation. you're emotionally invested in everything that happens, and you have Opinions on everyone you meet, and that bleeds through in how you describe things. you're mostly a good source of information, but your audience may have to read things once or twice more to get the full, unbiased story.
• 03/31/24 — the stream of consciousness
  • you rarely think about what you'll describe for your readers next; you just tell them whatever's going on in your head at any given moment. what you see and hear in real life can be mixed in with daydreams and stray thoughts at the back of your mind. it doesn't always make sense, and it may feel disjointed and unconnected, but it all ties back into how the plot is affecting you and your emotional state. some may find this confusing or frustrating, but for others, it's a puzzle that is extremely rewarding to work through. you're all about living in the moment.

which weapon would you be in fencing?

• 07/01/22, 03/31/24 — foil
  • Foil is the oldest of the three weapons and has a lot of tradition attached. At it's most basic, foil is "art," and it's name in French comes from the same word as "flower," which is probably just elegant and kinda pretentious enough to appeal to you. You like to add your own flair to things but a set of guidelines doesn't hurt, especially if you can use them to your advantage...

what impressionist painting matches ur energy?

• 07/01/22, 03/31/24 — skull of a skeleton with a burning cigarette
  • ah, yes, every edgy art student’s favorite van gogh. from an artistic perspective, i could say a lot about how this is framed like a traditional portrait, a simultaneous expression of the human fear of death along with our need to romanticize and joke about what we fear. but also, isn’t this just a dope painting? like it’s fucking cool.

are you a man, a muppet, a muppet of a man, or a very manly muppet?

• 07/01/22, 03/31/24 — a man
  • you're a man. just an ordinary joe. just a dude. a guy.

rate people i do not find attractive and i'll guess your type

• 07/02/22, 03/31/24 — nobody
  • you have high standards. good for you <3

pick some women and i'll tell you your “type”

• 07/02/22 — people who intimidate you
  • is their style insanely cool? are they super talented? maybe they're just like... inhumanely hot? doesn't matter, but if you're awed and maybe a little scared of them, then you might develop a crush. remember that they're human, too; don't be too intimidated to chase your dreams. you deserve the best!
• 03/31/24 — people who are kind
  • obviously, kindness is generally a good quality to look for in a partner. but when i say kind, i mean not just to their friends but to the world. they're the type of person who would go out of their way to avoid stepping on a flower, who would chase down someone who dropped something for three blocks, who smiles at babies and dogs from across the street. relentlessly nice even when everything else seems cruel. it's a reminder that you're not asking too much of the world when you wish for good things. tell them that they're one of the best you've ever gotten.

choose some aggressively mediocre white men and I'll tell you what kind of white men you attract.

• 07/02/22 — "cultured" whites
  • No, you really need to watch Quentin Tarentino and Wes Anderson's movies, I promise, they're actually good—
• 03/31/24 — those liberal, “both sides” fuckers.
  • You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones who swear up and down that they're "on the right side of history" but always seem way too eager to play devil's advocate. If you punch them I promise I won't tell <3

what's your worst personality trait?

• 07/02/22 — naive
• 03/31/24 — self-destructive

pokemon type quiz

• 07/02/22 — fairy
  • you're probably a bit of a daydreamer, an inspired artist or something. good for you. the world needs more creativity. side note: take care of yourself - we all know the joker of the group can be quietly sad. your friends love you so much, allow them to take care of you, too!
• 03/31/24 — poison
  • listen to me. you are not a bad person. you are not evil. people have done wrong by you, and it's not your fault. i love you. i love you.

i assign you a uni major based on vibes

• 07/02/22, 04/01/24 . medicine / veterinary / dentistry / midwifery / pharmacology / chemistry / biomed
  • Your family are making you, huh? Or maybe you just have really high hopes. Either way you seem really highstrung I'd offer you this coffee but I'm afraid your heart will give out under the stress. You were probably that kid who always thought they were failing while never dipping. You got praised for your intellect as a kid and now it's your defining personality trait, you crave that praise and acknowledgement again. Probably a little too interested in the dissection lessons or you wanted to be a mad scientist. Ngl you kinda scare and intimidate me. You're probably the person taking up the shared fridge with their carrots and humus, you know too much not to take care of your body. But forget that stress is also detrimental to health. Take a nap, drink some water, get some therapy it'll all be alright the end goal is still the same no matter what

who are you in this haunted house story?

• 07/02/22 . the youngest
  • They talk down to you, as though you couldn’t possibly understand. They speak down to you in a language consisting only of simple, happy concepts, unaware that you hear their whispered conversations in the dark. Funnily enough, they don’t know how much they miss, that the many voices that call to you from elsewhere are standing right in front of them. They don’t see, but you do. You will make these overlooked souls into friends and they will soak up the loneliness that has seeped into your world. You miss when it was easy to spend time with those you love, when it was a given, as sure as the sun rising in the morning. But still, they think you don’t understand. How can they think that when you love them so? And after all, love is just understanding.
• 04/03/24 - the father
  • You’ve made mistakes. You see them play out on an endless and nauseating loop whenever you close your eyes. If you could just interfere! Somehow pass on what knowledge you now possess to the person you were then. Of course, now you know, you know, YOU KNOW. But what’s done is done, leaving you behind, holding the shards of what you broke in your bleeding and calloused hands. They look at you differently now, so you smile bigger and hope it reaches your eyes. It’s okay though, because you’re going to make it better, you have to. And god knows you can’t be wrong again, you simply won’t allow it, can’t even entertain the idea. When doubt creeps in, you’ll stamp it down. When things begin to go wrong, you’ll turn a blind eye. There isn’t room inside of you to hold any more wrong.

go grocery shopping to find out what liminal space you are

• 07/02/22 . highway rest area
  • you've got a purpose in life and you will not be swayed. things may seem a little bleak at times, but it's alright. you know where you came from and you know where you're going and time will probably continue when you walk away, yeah? probably nothing to worry about? dont stay here too long. this is a resting place. you need to move on. you need to move on!
• 04/03/24 - airport
  • you're off to great places!! in time. for now, you're stuck, and things cost too much and you're hungry and tired and your phone needs charged. you could ask for help, but everyone seems to have the same knowing smile, and that's a little bit threatening. what do they want? how long have you been here? you've been walking for ages and you still haven't gotten anywhere. how long is it going to take to get where you want to go? you feel like you're wearing a suit jacket and sweat pants. everyone here seems to be with someone or meeting someone or loving someone. where's your someone? are you ever going to have a someone? how long have you been here? somehow you've spent money just by existing in this space and you don't know what to do. it's hard, trying to figure out where you're going. you've certainly been told before, but it doesn't seem to quite make sense in light of what you know now. where are you really going? is it going to be like this when you get there? you sure hope not, but experience says it might be. how long have you been here? you feel so stuck, in place and in time. you can almost taste what you could be, where you could be, but you can't have it yet, and that's infuriating. god dammit, how long have you been here? will you ever get to move on?

how easy would you be to kill

• __07/02/22, 04/03/24_ . not hard to kill but you'll come back from the dead at least once
  • whether it's a dramatic reveal that you were alive all along, you come back for one final scare, or you were legitimately revived, you just can't seem to stay dead!! You might be easily incapacitated, but you're also gonna be a hell of an annoyance to whoever's trying to kill you! Stay spiteful, stay tricky <33

which art movement are you?

• 07/02/22 . rococo
  • Key Artists- Fragonard, Le Brun, Boucher.
• 04/03/24 - baroque
  • Key Artists: Caravaggio, Velasquez, Bernini.

what type of dad are you based on what you wear to the barbecue?

• 07/02/22, 04/03/24 . the classic dad
  • Congratulations! You're the classic dad. You're the guy that pops into everyone's head when they hear the word "dad". You're the most prolific of the dads. You love steak, you love barbecues and you love sitting around sleeping on a lawn chair. You probably organized this barbecue in the first place and made sure you're the one on chef duty.

these woods are full of perils. can you survive the night?

• 07/02/22, 03/31/24 — you do not survive
  • You are the Documentarian. When you walked into these woods you thought you had it all figured out. You came with a plan and a goal, assuming you would be in and out, taking what you need with you. You wanted to enter this world and document its tale, turning it into success for you back amongst your peers. Unfortunately, you have grossly underestimated that which you came to record. These woods see you only as a meal, and you shall be thoroughly consumed.
• which zodiac sign is your mortal enemy
  • 07/02/22 . virgo
    • do you perchance have adhd
• which violent white man do you vibe with
  • 07/02/22 . johnny doe
    • Okay he's not really violent but neither are you. Not sure why you took this quiz, but I imagine it's because you are nuts. Like. Bonkers. Nobody knows what you're thinking, least of all you. You go through life petting dogs and talking to your own water bottle. You're direct when you speak. So how IS your sex life? If you want to know, you're asking it exactly like that. Good for you. God didn't give you a knife because he feared you would stab him with it ps idk his surname lol he's just johnny from the room but i figured u know. john doe. lol
• what type of light are you
  • 07/02/22 . a candle
    • so delicate. beautiful, but delicate. people need you all the time, and have, all your life. it’s okay to burn out, you’ll get your flame back one day.
  • 03/31/24 — the lighting section at home depot
    • oh my god ur so bright. how could i ever pick through all of u??? ur so much to handle in the best way. just remember u don’t always have to be on display! take time to urself bae
• where do you fall on the boytoy-trophy husband scale

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• 07/02/22 . malewife
  • i'd like to bake pies with you :)
• what's your actual aesthetic? oh wait, you don't have one.
  • 07/02/22 . you like stranger things
    • i couldn't watch all of season two honestly, but good for you. if you don't like stranger things, sorry, but that's the vibe you give off.