I can't believe I haven't made a list like this yet. I apologize ahead of time for the overuse of caps.

• When people say "doe" instead of "though".
• YOLO
• People who get in arguments on the internet.
  • Especially on Instagram and Twitter
• Getting followed by spam accounts.
• Repeatedly getting emails from companies that I didn't give my email to, or that I already unsubscribed from months ago. LEAVE ME ALONE!!
• Leaving something in my car @ school and having to walk a mile back to get it.
• My particularly bad habit of leaving coats on the back of chairs in public and leaving or almost leaving them behind.
• How I always lose or almost lose coffee mugs.
• LIL WAYNE
  • How he basically says "fuck off" to anyone who says HEY DRINKING COUGH SYRUP IS REALLY BAD FOR YOU DUMBASS.
• How grammar in pop music is so bad it's painful.
• NPR
• People who act superior than me/everyone because...
  • They are vegan/vegetarian
  • They are democrats
  • They don't own a TV
  • They support animal rights
  • They support gay rights
  • They can afford name brand items
  • They don't own/buy anything not free trade
  • They support some "cause"
  • They attend protests
• How I Met Your Mother
• Movies like American Pie, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, The Wedding Crashers, or any other comedies that primarily rely on sex for humor.
• How much I am beginning to realize a lot of feminist stuff is correct or relevant, because I wanted to be right AND JUST THINK FEMINISTS WERE ANNOYING!!
• All the flaws in the government right now.
• Google
• How every site encourages connecting to Google or Facebook!! NO.
• People who literally can't be completely happy about anything ever, and constantly bitch.
• People who have a Twitter upon which they just bitch, ABOUT EVERYTHING.
• STUPID PEOPLE ON TWITTER.
• STUPID PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.
• How stupid/racist/rude people are the loudest and most heard.
• How people in Eugene act about dogs. WOW.
• People who get complimented about being beautiful or gorgeous, and reply with "I'm not but thanks anyways~!"
• People who are so concerned about getting what THEY want that they don't care that they're hurting other people.
• Selfish people.
• Girls (or boys for that matter) that give up school, abandon their family and friends, or dump a good situation for a significant other.
• How I used to get teased/weird looks for wearing Oxfords and high-waisted pants, when now it's all anybody wears.
• The Health Care system in the United States.
• UNDERCUT HAIRSTYLES.
• People who act cocky because they dress/style their hair a certain way.
• People who go out of their way to criticize other people's music taste because it isn't identical to their own. Like don't you have better things to do with your time?
• Sayings like "Don't let people with bad eyebrows tell you shit 'bout life." WOW YOU'RE SO DANGEROUS AND COOL.
• How Facebook allows people to be really passive aggressive.
• The idea that the more tattoos you have, the better you'll look. NOPE.
• Any tattoos that are:
  • Wings on your back
  • Trashy, tramp-stamp roses, or just tramp stamps in general
  • Dedicated to your boyfriend/girlfriend
  • Anchors
  • Swallows
  • "Gothic"
  • In lettering like this
• Anal sex
• Piercings on the genitalia or nipples.
• How the stupidest people are also the loudest, and therefore the only ones that get attention, creating a bad stereotype for a place/group of people.
• How everyone hates Americans and it makes me want to leave the country.
• How "accepting everyone " and "being equal" generally ONLY encompasses a tiny group of people who aren't straight, are atheist, or extremely left-wing.
• Instagram adding video capability. Bleh.
• People who are really into saving every pitbull on the planet.
• Just generally people who are obsessed with pitbulls.
• People that treat animal rights with more importance than human rights.
• Self-centered people who think the world exists to serve them.
• French Tip Nails. They just look weird.
• All the fuss about Miley Cyrus; who the fuck cares? Is it important to the fate of the world? No. Gtfo.
• The new thing where apparently saying you're not politically correct or are against politically correctness is you just "ignoring issues" or "being an asshole."
• People who think everything and everybody is going to be/should be exactly the same after high school. Um NOPE.
• People who look down on others because they spend a lot of time with their boyfriend or girlfriend. Like, are you gonna treat them the same way when they're married??
  • "Um hey honey I'm going to skip making dinner for you tonight because BROS BEFORE HOES"
• People that expect me to be sure to be "gender neutral" at work.
  • I'm sorry but when I'm pumping the gas of 6 different cars, I could really care less about figuring out whether or not saying "you guys" is going to be offensive.
• People on Tumblr stating what "triggers" them and how everyone should be tagging such things. Sorry but if you're going to be on the internet, you shouldn't be expecting it to be emotionally stable for you.