They couldn't be more different if they tried.

Sehun is rich, snobby, and maybe just a little curious about the world. Jongin's pierced, tattooed, and more tempting than the devil. The union of a good boy and a fuck-up.

Chanyeol spends his whole life chasing after stars, and all that time spent looking up makes him miss a few things he would have seen if he’d been looking right in front of him instead.

Pro tip: it's probably wise to dump your childhood friend to the curb when you can, especially if your childhood friend is one Byun Baekhyun.

jeongguk and jimin like dares. sometimes things get out of hand (especially if jin is involved).

taehyungie @kimtae gUYS im at the mall and THERES A HOT GUY !??!

He was trapped behind prison bars made of pearly whites.

sehun is a sex god. (his friends will tell you otherwise.)

Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home. Or, conversely: Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.

Sehun's new roommate has a secret.

Baekhyun is determined to make the student council lesbians only this year. Joonmyun really wants to be able to put student council vice president on her college resumes, but the problem is that she's not a lesbian. So, in order to get the position, she has to lie about her sexuality. The last thing she expects is to develop feelings for Baekhyun. Because she's not really a lesbian, right?

Ever since he can remember, Chanyeol has been afraid of the rain. Though he knows it sounds stupid, he feels his fear is founded. Then, a fateful umbrella-less day brings him crashing into a kind stranger with a dimpled smile and all of the answers he never knew where to look for.

  • A Safe Place With Us
    • chanyeol/sehun, chanyeol/kyungsoo, chanyeol/yixing, chanyeol/baekhyun, chanyeol/jongin

Chanyeol is stressed and withdraws into himself again.

All Chanyeol wanted to do was buy eggs. He wasn’t meant to be caught in his ex-boyfriend’s old work t-shirt by the ex-boyfriend himself.

The best way to de-stress is to cuddle his boyfriend, who's already a cuddler. Cuddles take up work time, though. Yifan's weak.

From ninety-nine trainees to nine, the proud nation of South Korea is creating the next big girl group.

Jungkook's having a nice dream, it would be rude to just leave him.

or, Jungkook starts having a wet dream while cuddling with his boyfriend, Hoseok, and said boyfriend helps him get off.

inspired by That Exo-K Pepero CF - Baekhyun wants to play a game, and Kyungsoo is reluctant until he isn't.

as an idol, jongin's come face to face with all kinds of fans. though, never quite one like the stoic man currently sitting in front of him.

Jeongguk was quiet at first, never raising his hand, always sitting in the back of the class. He had wide eyes and a bunny smile that only ever came out when Namjoon made a horrible joke in class. Namjoon loved Jeongguk's quiet personality. It was a huge change from the normal bratty student. That is, until Jeongguk's entire personality changed. Wide eyes became flirty, shy smiles turned into smirks. This boy was going to be the end of Namjoon.

"Well, well," Hoseok muses. "We've amassed quite a crowd, haven't we?"

Jeongguk likes to release tension through sex. That's nothing new. But indulging himself while four of his hyungs watch, that's something very new.

Yoongi’s soft when he’s tipsy, softer when he’s cold, and softest when Namjoon says “I love you.”

Yoongi takes a deep breath. Runs through the facts. 1. Namjoon is really fuckin drunk. 2. They made that dumbass pact well over ten years ago when they were both sad and weird and lonely. 3. His heart definitely did not seize up a little bit at the thought of marrying his best friend. It just didn’t.

when the money for their mixtape runs dry, yoongi and namjoon do the only thing they can do. no, not selling organs. the other thing. it goes catastrophically, as expected.

Jungkook's got 99 problems and all of them are Seokjin.

Taehyung always loved the dog filter.

Seokjin and Hoseok have to do an assignment together but they get distracted by marijuana and Harry Potter movies. It's just porn tbh

They must be testing Namjoon, with the new concept of tiny shorts, because never has he so badly wanted to devour Yoongi's plush thighs.

A girl's night in is the cure to any bad breakup.

for the first time ever, camboy jimin has a couple of guests on his show.

or: Local Twink Gets Fucked Hard and Raw by Two Hotties.

Jimin and Jeongguk took one look at transfer student Kim Taehyung and decided that they were going to fuck that.

aka gratuitous maknae line filth

Chanyeol does body shots off Jongin in a nightclub and makes him come without touching his cock.

Sehun and Baekhyun have a problem; his name is Kim Minseok. Their solution? Park Chanyeol.

[in which Sehun and Baekhyun convince Chanyeol to be their last-resort sugar baby to the country's most successful lawyer.]

“Can you even call those underwear?” “Do you like them?” “I don’t remember buying you them.” “It’s on your credit card statement for this month.” "Fuck," Kris groaned

In which Kris is Jongdae's much older, rich Daddy and Jongdae gets to go on a play date with Chanyeol.

may 3 2017 ∞
aug 17 2017 +