• my heart flutters from the sugar high

Yoongi and Taehyung sneak around together, cheating on their diets. The group? They've drawn different conclusions.

• because fries and mixtapes

Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant while trying to make it big. Taehyung has insomnia.

• Linger

Taehyung is too much of a fool to see that he's got Yoongi wrapped around his finger.

• large, extra cheese, extra sauce extra you

Taehyung starts everything by procrastinating. Even unhealthy crushes on the pizza delivery boy.

• timing's everything gotta get that shit right

by the time yoongi and taehyung realize the others in the group aren't just politely ignoring their relationship, it's been a few months. by then it seemed a little awkward to admit their relationship that developed underneath everyone's noses.

• how can i make you mine?

The five times the members interrupt or delay Taehyung's great confession and the one time a confession is spit out.

Kind of.

• Just Hold Me

This hand holding is for business sake, so they can really all shut the fuck up. If not for Taehyung, Yoongi would probably have long floated away into the crowd and gotten kidnapped or something. So yes, this is one hundred percent for business sake. And the fact that Taehyung’s stupidly warm all the time, and has the prettiest hands have nothing to do with it.

[ A request fill for “You’re afraid that you’ll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand, but now you just hold my hand when there’s only like five people around and I’m getting very suspicious.” ]

• a midsummer's ice cream

'“I’m Min Yoongi. ‘Taehyung’s Outrageously Amazing Ingenious Sundae’? What’s so outrageous about it? I’ll take a glass of water and a single potato.”'

(in which taehyung runs an ice cream shop and yoongi gets headaches)

• All Fall Down

Yoongi had to have the worst luck in the world.

Or the worst friends.

The way his week was going, it was probably a bit of both.

(Yes, okay, he did call Taehyung pretty, but that wasn't the point.)

He didn't do relationships. They knew that. And he wasn't going to let one drunken mishap haunt him.

• disappearing act done poorly

Taehyung goes through a break-up and decides to 'cope' with his feelings by going to the cinema each night to watch the same film; Yoongi is a tired cinema employee but somehow manages to put up with Taehyung.

• 1286m,133mm

Yoongi is a prickly-pink marshmallow, Taehyung is totally intrigued. Taehyung is a Marine Biology major who only does casual sex and one-night stands, but Yoongi doesn't kiss before the third date. They manage to meet in the middle and kind of fall in love.

• just stay here forever, if you want

"My roommate is drunk and won't open the door, can I sleep here tonight?"

Or, Yoongi doesn't let people sleep in his room but can't turn Taehyung away. Invites him to stay, even.

• help me, help you

Going out, getting shitfaced drunk and bumping into people he doesn’t know isn’t particularly Yoongi’s idea of a good time. In fact he’d rather be at home where it’s nice and quiet, working on his music or doing something otherwise productive with his time - like making a Yoongi-sized dent in his new couch and catching up on Dollhouse, or finishing that stupid 3D puzzle that Namjoon got him last Christmas - but Hoseok wouldn’t have it. It’s whatever.

• Tricking, Treating, Missing Meetings.

Taehyung is trick or treating alone for the first time, and everything is going just as he'd imagined until he arrives at a new tenant's door.

• i'm not okay i promise

But that was the Taehyung of then and this is the Taehyung of now and the Taehyung of now lets a not real smile cross his face as he shrugs and leaves it at that.

Yoongi actually looks a little worried.

• click here to open

to: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:43 pm are you awake

to: yoongi, January 29th, 2015 11:45 pm can you send me a pic of holly im sad

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• A Love Like Ours is in the Stars

Kim Taehyung's ideas are mostly (always) bad ones, but Yoongi leaves them be.

• Not a Lovesong

Yoongi is Suga. He doesn't write love songs. Not even for purple haired boys that wear yellow glasses and only drink lemon tea or cinnamon hot chocolate.

• too cute to hurt

“It hurts anyways.” Taehyung sighs, guiding Jimin’s hand to feel her chest, “Right here. It hurts.”

Jimin’s eyes well up with tears, “You’re too cute to hurt,” And Hoseok nods.

• ordinal numbers mean nothing if you're not my last

out of all the people min yoongi has dated, kim taehyung has to be the strangest.

• we are like parallel lines no way, we'll meet

In which Taehyung confesses to Yoongi and Yoongi believes Taehyung only has a short-lived crush.