|
bookmarks:
|
| main | ongoing | archive | private |
Jeongguk likes to run. He’s never wanted anyone to run with him before.
When you make six figures a year, Valentino isn’t that big of a deal.
Dramatization. Do not try at home.
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
“We should stop because I want to permanently add you to the snapchat story of my life.”
maybe they're a little bit ridiculous, but people always did fall in love in the strangest ways.
Taehyung likes Iced Caramel Macchiatos, the Arts, and a man that vaguely resembles the Adonis statue.
(i saw you at starbucks once and immediately started crushing on you and oh shit did you just talk to me? fuck im so weird you're probably weirded out im so dead kill me now au)
taehyung really really really really really really likes jeongguk
“somewhere along the way, we will all realize that we only start chasing the things that we were once given a taste of.”
(or, in which Jungkook and Taehyung get married to qualify for more financial aid.)
Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.
AU where your soulmate's first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet.
Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook's forearm will now forever read "Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
What the fuck, universe.
Jungkook gets tangled up in a lie and Taehyung gets tangled up in his feelings
And Taehyung thinks he’s never loved anyone more in his life than the boy above him who’s a little bit rough and sometimes a bit insensitive and maybe a little bit mean, but he’s also so soft and so gentle, and he treats Taehyung like he’s something so precious to him. And maybe he’s like that because of Taehyung, or maybe it’s because underneath everything, underneath the tough exterior and the sky-high walls, his heart’s more delicate than Taehyung’s, but all Taehyung knows is that Jeongguk fills up all of Taehyung's vulnerable pieces with parts of himself.
If you can read this, take another shot.
“It’s a lot like falling in love with a city you’ve never been to.”
One of the quiet girls speaks up. “It’s interesting to see the difference between your last photos of him and these ones. The last ones, you looked like you were worshipping him, in a way. And in these, he looks like he’s worshipping you.”
Jeongguk is trouble. Taehyung likes trouble a bit more than he probably should.
Just don't tell Jimin about it.
The point of being friends with benefits is to do it no strings attached - no getting attached.
"who dat qt boi on ur story"
aka: in which kim taehyung discovers the love of his life on park jimin's snapchat story.
based off of Real Events that happened to me the other day. i ended up screaming to siobhandestele about it and they told me to write a fic about it. and the word moderation does not exist in my vocabulary so :) based off the prompt: "Taekook college AU! The college tour guide raved about the uni's friendly atmosphere and amicable student body, but wanted a high five from a cute student and all he got was a glare"
Jeongguk gets stood up and a weird barista with a nametag that says "V" won't stop making him weird drinks with names like 'lean green fighting machine' and acting out complete monologues behind the counter.
Jungkook is an artist who likes drawing on the cafe's freedom wall. Taehyung sees his drawings, and falls in love.
Featuring Jimin as the 100% done wingman, Yoongi as the possessive boyfriend, and Seokjin as the sassy mom.
Out of all the kinds of blogs Jeon Jeongguk could have run, never in a million years Taehyung would have expected him to have a porn blog.
(Or, Jeongguk runs a porn blog and Taehyung not so accidentally finds it.)
Being Korea's most successful model has been working pretty well for Taehyung. That is, until Jeon Jeongguk appears.
there was an unspoken agreement not to fall in love but what are they supposed to do when neither of them are very good at following the rules?
Taehyung decides to fight the power and he needs the help of Jeongguk's lips to do it.
"Why are you in my bed again, hyung?” Jeongguk whispers. He recalls briefly having told him to go back to his own room sometime in the night.
Taehyung grins, rectangular smile and teeth shining bright. “It’s more fun sleeping in your bed,” he says easily, pushing Jeongguk back and making room for himself under the duvet “I couldn’t sleep.”
Because you don't have to top to be in control
Taehyung wants to tell Jeongguk that he’s never looked more breathtaking in his life. Jeongguk wants to tell Taehyung that he couldn’t stop thinking about this even if he was truly trying.
(or, the one where they have bathroom sex on set of the wings photobook shoot).
Taehyung knits ugly sweaters, and Jungkook wears his heart on their sleeves.
Jeongguk & Taehyung are worst enemies in High School, until Taehyung gets into an accident and has complete memory loss..
Or: Jeongguk realises he's wasted a whole heck of time hating the cutest person on the planet, and he slowly descends into a whipped ball of fluff....
When Taehyung signed on at BTS Entertainment, he just thought he'd start getting laid a lot more. Then he films with Jeon Jeongguk.
Jeongguk’s mother had always told him not to stare at the sun for too long or he’d go blind. Yet, he couldn’t stop himself from staring at the brightness that was Kim Taehyung and couldn’t find it in himself to even care if he went blind.
Taehyung struggles and battles with himself a lot during a three-month break the band is given. Jeongguk is somehow always there despite everything.
Jeongguk comes up to Seoul to pursue a music career and somehow ends up rooming next to that one dude in the sharehouse who just will not stop making noises in the middle of the night.
[♡ guk / 5.07PM] what if i’m a trash guy. is that still hot?
[tae ♡/ 5.10PM] lemme think on that ummmm fuckin YEAH ill b a pile of trash for u babe
(or, the one where Jeongguk and Taehyung meet for the first time and nothing goes according to plan).
In which Jeongguk and Taehyung enjoy an unexpected phone call.
'So would u be up for round 2 in person?'
After their unexpected night of phone sex, Jeongguk and Taehyung finally find themselves alone in the house.
(this is a follow up to Talk Dirty, though could potentially be read as a standalone too)
Jeongguk finally confesses something Taehyung's been waiting to hear
Perverted minds do think alike.
(or, alternatively: the fuckboys!au)
"And Jeongguk, in the years that has passed, has always thought that he deserves Kim Taehyung."
(or, alternatively: a short sequel to fuckboys!au)
Taehyung is obsessed with snow filters and he bumps into Jeongguk in a grocery store with his face shoved into his mobile phone screen.
“Uh,” he says eloquently, looking back at Taehyung. “Do you, like, want something?”
“Nah, I’m just popping in,” Taehyung says, looking around the place again.
Jeongguk stares at him in confusion. “Wh–” he starts to ask when he’s interrupted by Taehyung grinning at him. “Yeah, I’d like to schedule a time to get a tattoo.”
“Of course he wants a fucking tattoo, dumbass, why do you think he’s here?” It’s Hoseok, and honestly that warrants another punch to the shoulder, but Jeongguk decides to play it nice. He’s a good boy.
OR: let me present to you the most cliché trope of all, starring tattoo artist jeon jeongguk & florist kim taehyung.
Taehyung is infuriating and Jungkook's always been easy to rile up. Which isn't the best combination, but also isn't the worst, either.
(or: Taekook as hockey fuckboy rivals)
Jungkook goes to pawn off a couple trinkets and accidentally brings his vibrator as well, thus sacrificing most of his dignity while he's at it.
Jeon Jeongguk's never wanted to kiss someone while knocking the living daylights out of them so badly before.
(or: jeongguk is stuck between saying 'fuck you' and 'fight me' and ends up saying 'fuck me' to taehyung in the middle of a fight)
"Kookie?" He offered a soft hum as an answer. "Do you feel like that when you are with me?"
"What do you mean?"
"You said you feel... Unreal. That you feel nothing. Do you feel like that when we are together? Because... sometimes you laugh, and you seem... happy. But that may be in my imagination, because I want you to be so badly."
Jeongguk raised his head, looking at him. He took a moment to drink in the sight. Taehyung looked so tired but so comfortable, hair messed up and t-shirt old. In his mind, Jeongguk could almost make up a world where he would get to wake up to this every morning, to warm hands on his waist and sleepy eyes, and a raspy voice that would mutter his nickname like it was gold, when truly gold was everything Taehyung was, shining and pure and beautiful.
"No. When I'm with you I feel things. It's very scary, because I never... I never had a friend before. But it feels amazing to try it for the first time. With you."
or
Jeongguk thinks he's numb, but Taehyung is too warm, too bright, too precious to ignore.
Wanna put my fingers through your hair
Wrap me up in your legs
And love you till your eyes roll back
"...but that's [ not ] all I want to do right now." (Troye Sivan, Talk Me Down)
12:54 AM is Taehyung on Jungkook’s lap, breath hot against his skin in the freezing cold.
12:57 AM is messy kisses of teeth and tongue and promises of forever hanging off Jungkook’s tongue.
12:59 AM is ‘I love you’s whispered into their skins and Jungkook wants to say more, but he isn’t eloquent until Taehyung is under him, moaning out Jungkook’s name like it’s the only word he’s ever known.
i just can't let you go
you give me something i've never known
so baby you don't have to rush
you can leave a toothbrush
at my place
"He knew exactly what Taehyung was doing. It wasn’t the first time. Taehyung had crawled into his bed, or the couch he was on, or next to him on the floor, or backed him into a quiet room more than once before, luring him in with innocent words and smiles.
It wasn’t long until those words became suggestive and the smile darkened with his eyes, kissing his neck and stroking his body.
Almost every single time they had been interrupted, the others Jungkook had made up some excuse to slip away, and as much as Jungkook tried to convince himself that he was thankful for it, a lingering annoyance rested in his stomach every time he dragged himself out of Taehyung’s arms."
Or, in which Taehyung has been trying to get into Jungkook's pants for way too long, and Jungkook has been quietly praying for it to happen, and the two are finally presented with an opportunity to do just what they want to each other.
Jeongguk has learned the hard way from the tender age of thirteen when his father pushed him down the stairs, that people are a disappointment. They always will be and so he breaks hearts instead.
Hurt people hurt people.
Jeongguk likes hurting girls, but he doesn't like hurting Kim Taehyung.
“I had the most brilliant idea when I woke up this morning,” Taehyung says, and this is definitely not a good thing. This is Jeongguk’s cue to back the fuck out. The last time Taehyung had a brilliant idea, Jeongguk went to the emergency room with a raisin lodged in his ear.
“You know,” he begins, “I just remembered this thing I have to do. Very important, can’t skip it—”
“How do you feel about pretending to be boyfriends?”
(On the morning of Valentine’s Day, Taehyung proposes a plan. What follows is the systematic exploitation of every couples-only deal in the city.)
“You have to promise not to fall in love with me.”
As far as fairy tales go, this one doesn’t have a lot of faeries. Tales, yes. Tails, that is. Just the one. One (1) tail.
Jeongguk feels uncomfortable at big parties, but Taehyung makes him feel like he can handle any crowd.
taehyung really liked music. later on, he started to really like jeongguk. he was very lucky to be able to combine both.
Jungkook works in a pet store and Taehyung just really loves puppies
or (“You come to the pet shop everyday and look at the dogs but whenever I ask you say you don’t want any but you keep coming in are you sure you don’t want one bc that one time I let you hold a puppy you nearly cried” AU)
basically jeongguk and taehyung fuck and jeongguk calls tae oppa and its cute and stuff
Where Jeongguk is new in town, working at the brand new video rental store, Taehyung never wears shoes, and the Hoseok & Jimin pair are such bad influences on Taehyung.
Jeongguk is determined to be the alpha of all college students—meaning he’s here for the whole goddamned college package—and if that means being a bit of a slut, then so be it.
or,
in which Jeongguk unintentionally gains a FWB and ends up catching feelings for him like a big fat loser.
Taehyung finally convinces Jeongguk to do the boyfriend tag/boyfriend does my make up tag.
In a neighborhood where the Kims and the Jeons are mortal enemies (or at least make plenty of disparaging comments about the others' lawns), of course Jeon Jungkook ends up falling in love with Kim Taehyung.
Or; "we live in the same neighborhood and our families are sworn enemies but we've been secretly dating for ages, and now we're at the neighborhood Christmas party making out in the closet and - oh shit is that the door opening?"
and in us, there are all these in-betweens.
Jeongguk’s on his way to math class when he sees someone outside the office he hasn’t seen before. The simultaneously coolest and uncoolest thing about boarding school is how everyone knows everyone. Even if you have never spoken to someone, you’ll still know their name and a couple of facts about them, which is why Jeongguk instantly freezes up when he sees an unfamiliar face.
OK, actually, he freezes up because the unfamiliar face is winking at him. Smiling, first of all, and winking.
(Boarding school AU feat. meme kid Jeon Jeongguk, new cool kid Kim Taehyung, and best friend Park Jimin.)
"Do we have a deal, angel," Taehyung repeats, and Jeongguk can hear that he's losing his patience, hands resting on his hips.
Jeongguk lifts his head, snapping the lid closed. "Pleasure doing business with you, daddy," he nods, sending a grin up to Taehyung who just narrows his eyes at him.
"You're lucky I like you," Taehyung mutters, sounding mildly threatening as he steps over to him and tilts Jeongguk's chin up, leaning down to press a kiss against his lips.
Lucky doesn't even come close.
Or, Jeongguk's trying to figure out how he ended up with a sugar daddy when all he wanted was a couple packets of instant noodles.
“Goddammit, Kim Taehyung,” Jeongguk moaned, “I thought I’d get you with the soy.”
Taehyung wanted to try out new things –he just went a bit overboard
or, Taehyung is a sucker for pet names and Jeongguk is a whipped man.
Taehyung may be bony for a cuddler, but Jeongguk doesn't mind.
It all starts when Taehyung somehow manages to fall into Jungkook's lap at the annual Halloween party.
Good thing Taehyung likes it rough.
As a photographer, Jungkook has learned a secret: humans crave the limelight much more than they are willing to admit. They enjoy being exposed under the flash of his camera, ridding themselves of shame and inhibitions... at least for the night. He's made a name for himself amongst the underground artists, but he needs new inspiration. Enter Kim Taehyung.
Taehyung has magic in his veins and Jungkook's determined not to let it kill him.
scaredy-cats really shouldn't go out on halloween
alternatively: the "i'm working at this halloween festival and i'm supposed to be scaring people for fun but holy shit i wasn't expecting you to start crying" au
Taehyung proposes a game with just one rule: touch yourself and you lose.
Jeongguk hates Taehyung, but he hates losing even more.
in which jeongguk is an idol, and taehyung is a dedicated fan account.
If Jeongguk knew that all it took for his drama professor (with whom he'd been having sex with for more than six months) to confess his feelings to him was to make him jealous, he would've done it much, much earlier.
not another day.
Forever is grand, Jeongguk thinks, but it pales in comparison to what Taehyung and he have.
Life as a cashier, Jeongguk thinks, is charmingly boring. That is, until a certain Kim Taehyung appears with one purpose: to try out every single flavour of lube and make Jeongguk lose his mind in the process
It's a language they use, a story they tell, and most of all - a promise to each other, to find their perfect number.
Taehyung wakes Jeongguk up in the middle of the night to take him out on an impromptu date.
Jeongguk is a size queen but he still prefers Taehyung's dick over his 12 inch dildo.
Jeongguk accidentally sending nudes to his RA crush may be have been his best drunk decision yet.
Sometimes you find your soulmate in the form of a dirty kid on the playground. Sometimes it takes a little longer to figure it out, but that's okay - in the meantime, you have a best friend.
(Or: Jeongguk falls in love before he knows what the word means. Taehyung spends all his years teaching him.)
Jeongguk never thought he would end up stumbling upon his Twitter crush's nsfw account, much less discover he's a camboy. As if that wasn't enough already, he ends up at Jeongguk's place with something he can't refuse.
Jungkook drinks a lot of water. Taehyung's into it.
Kim Taehyung likes his roommate, Jeon Jeongguk. Jeon Jeongguk makes things hard.
Contrary to popular belief and multiple eyewitnesses, Taehyung did not make out with Jungkook in the pool. And no, they absolutely did not fuck in the shower rooms. Seriously.
To: Chiminy Cricket [24:09]
Ok so i'm texting you like you told me to instead of drunk texting Taehyung and telling him how badly i want his cock right now
From: Unknown [24:19]
this is taehyung. hi.
Jeongguk really missed Taehyung while he was gone.
“Yeah, Daddy,” Jeongguk says softly, his stomach jumping with excitement. Even after a year together, he still thrills at talking to Taehyung this way. And Taehyung always indulges him, plays right along.
“Yeah? Daddy now, huh?” Taehyung nips at Jeongguk’s earlobe. “Does my little tease need to be taught a lesson? Have you been bad, Gukkie?”
Jungkook should be focused on winning, but his mind's stuck on wondering whether or not this Kim Taehyung guy fucks harder than he hits.
Because lions don't kiss deer. They strangle them.
Jungkook’s kinda cursed (like really cursed) and Taehyung’s kinda a witch (like really not a great one but he tries).
Jungkook keeps coming back because the food's convenient and it's quiet there.
And to talk to the pretty waiter.
"I once read a random article about animals. Did you know otters find their mates and holds on to them for eternity? They even sleep holding hands!"
(or alternatively: the story of Music Producer Taehyung and Idol Jeongguk told in Social Media format.)
aug 17 2017 +