ON SPEAKING WITH ME:

• I am not going to try lying here; I am awful with this 'making new friends' business. I usually don't start conversation and have a hard time to even keep it going without falling silent, please have that in mind when speaking to me. The problem is not you, I am the one who usually allows the awkwardness get the best of me, but still I try. Please just be patient.

PLEASE DON'T FOLLOW IF:

• please don't follow if you fit into the typical dfi criteria; I am too old and my tolerance too low.
• please don't follow if you don't really have an interest on actually speaking to me