I...

• 1.Smoke too many cigarettes
• 2.Am a bundle of neuroses
• 3 Love to write poetry and nonfiction
• 4 Have yet to have a relationship with a normal human being
• 5 Have an oddly vivid memory for conversations (and clothing)
• 6 Am absent minded to the point of dysfunction
• 7 Love horses
• 8 Have a five-year old half-brother who lives in Paris
• 9 Spent a year in a horrid Utah treatment center run by Mormons when I was 16 (and am planning on writing about it)
• 10 Don't have any tattoos
• 11 Am mistaken for a 15 year old constantly, despite the fact that I am 22
• 12 Get my feelings hurt far too easily
• 13 Was raised part hippie, part eurotrash, part southerner
• 14 Have lived in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Utah, Georgia, and Louisiana
• 15 Am extremely introverted, but mask it well
• 16 Give up easily
• 17 Am obsessed with Hello Kitty
• 18 Recently dyed my hair blonde, after three years of matte black
• 19 Have an irrational phobia of ants
• 20 Drive a battered Ford Focus with Hello Kitty carseats and no back bumper
• 21 Am obsessed with lists
• 22 Long for escape