- "Did you steal that car?"~Bryon
"No, it's actually a loner"~Mark
- "What's the most confusing day in Curly Shepherd's life?"~Mark
"What"~Terry "Father's Day."~Mark
- "Let's go, D-Bag!"~Mark
- "You're gonna go to the dance with M&M's sister?"~Mark
"Yeah"~Bryon "I thought you were going to go stag with me and the guys."~Mark "Well, she's better looking."~Bryon
- "What the hell are you doing?"~Charlie
"Playing with myself."~Mark
- "Is this your new little squeeze?"~Angela
"This is Cathy"~Bryon "She looks like a real winner."~Angela "Well, I got tired of dating losers."~Bryon
- "Clock the fucker!"~Mark
- "Charlie, I like you, but I ain't gonna marry you."~Bryon
- "So this wedding, we gotta wear tuxedos and shit, right?"~Mark
"Well, I'm gonna wear the tuxedo. You can wear the shit."~Charlie
- "So you got a big date tonight"~Mark
"Yeah"~Bryon "Can I sit in the back seat and watch?"~Mark "Why not?"~Bryon
- "Is this the fun part?"~M&M
- "I don't eat anything that's already been in someone else's mouth."~Mark
- "That was then, this is now"~Mark