• Aspirin aspirin aspirin. Aspirin aspirin aspirin. Aspirin aspirin aspirin. Why do I always forget the aspirin?
• I hate left side headaches. I hate left side headaches. I hate left side headaches! I want to die.
• I want to die-ie. I want to die-ie. I want to die-ie. where is the aspirin.
• my eye is killing me, my eye is killing me, my eye is killing me, i want to gauge it out!
• tension tension tension. tension tension tension. tension tension tension...

(that last one is pretty clever, no?)