We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own

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All water is old water

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Life is like a cigarette, smoke it to the butt

• Harvie Krumpet

I don't get cute, I get drop dead gourgeous

• Alyssa Edwards

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts

• Sharon Needles