- March 19th.
- She's pretty much forcing me to write a list about her.
- Her real name is Bridget. Whatttt.
- Beth is not her middle name.
- I'm going to marry her brother.
- She's going to marry my cousin.
- 21st birthday party.
- Puppy helmets.
- Papa Walter.
- And Fringe in general.
- She likes Green Day. So she pretty much wins at life.
- Nutella <33333
- Benny <33333
- BAM AHHHH!
- Long distance marshmallow dates.
- Christmas box. Duh.
- Fringe-y.
- SHE'S THE SWEETEST BITCH YOU'LL EVER MEET.
- Our whole friendship is really sketchy.
- She's like the only person I know besides me that likes onion dip.
- She is Soojee. Hahaha.
- "Don't tweet that."
- DID I MENTION FRINGE? OH YEAH, I DID.
- She likes Maroon 5. Winwinwin.
- We'll be the chillest roommates ever. Fringe parties, yo.
- I can't wait to see Green Day with her.
- She does homework on Friday nights. Fail.
- She lies on the floor a lot. Apparently.
- ELLY, MEET TRAIN. TRAIN, MEET ELLY.
- Harris <33333
- Y'all.
- Cawfee.
- She says "yeah" in a funny way.
- She also says "Taylor" in a funny way.
- She has real snow. :(
- Freshman. ROFLMAO.
- Denise. Win.
- She is the tank.
- Speaking of which, we're in the tank all the time.
- IN THE BETH.
- SHE SAW WEEZER LIVE. OAIWJRFJWEAA.
- Me: WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY. Beth: ....
- "Someone's ringing the doorbell. It's probably a rapist, I mean, Taylor."
- He'll be chill, he'll be chill, he'll be chill.
- On Rock Band/Guitar Hero, she plays on Easy. HAHAHAHA.
- UNIFORM. HAHAHAHAHA.
- SHE'S SHORT. HAHAHAHAHA.
- She's also a winner.
- And she should be inside a bubble.
- And she can't clean the bathroom without blacking out.
- CHEETO PUFFS FTW. DOWN WITH CHEEZ DOODLES.
- "And there, at the bottom of the box, was Joe. Sleeping."
- DR PEPPERRRRRRRRRR
- "Nice to finally meet you. Let's get drunk off our asses."
- "I'm not supposed to text you, but everyone is asleep..."
- "Wakey up Beth!"
- "If you don't leave me alone, I will stab you with this shovel."
- One, two. ONE TWO THREE FOUR. SLAP.
- Beth Cupcake FTMFW.
- "It's borderline gay, just saying."
- Even as a wee child, she was clumsy.
- I pretty much love her.
- NUGGET. THE END.
- "So, if there's a speed of light, is there a speed of dark?"
sep 12 2010 ∞
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