graphic designer by trade, ascended energy vampire by nature.

currently suffering from bouts of depression so concentrated it makes bleach seem drinkable.

sometimes I tell a good joke. unfortunately I cannot guarantee all jokes will be of similar quality.

I'm actually quite shy irl but that hardly matters online. I'm also very tall.

I have bouts of strong introspection and observation and will trail off in the middle of stories to discuss other stories because my brain is like an audio library that's permanently on shuffle.

I also forget entire words in sentences because my eyes are traitors.

I dunno I kinda wanted to just sorta give you an idea of who I am b/c twitter isn't a great litmus.