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“Hyung, I literally don’t know what’s wrong with me,” he whined, button mashing against the boss they were fighting. “I want to be happy for her, she’s my baby sister, of course I want her to be happy. I just…Jimin--”
“Oh God, here we go…” Namjoon groaned, “I’m hanging up, bye.”
“Hyung-- His. Ass.” Namjoon left the skype call.
The rational part of Jimin's brain screams at him to remember what his mother said about strangers and vans. But the rational part of his brain is no match for really bad whiskey and Kim Taehyung.
((au where Jimin gets stuck on the interstate in the middle of a blizzard and Taehyung lives in a van))
“You have no idea how a marriage works, do you?”
Taehyung groaned, “Not a single God damn clue, Jimin. But it’s not like we’ll be married for realsies!” He was swinging his legs a bit, pouting at Jimin--the pout that Jimin absolutely fell for every single time--And of course, Jimin caved, Taehyung watching with sheer pleasure as he witnessed Jimin’s resolve slowly crumble.
(Or: Taehyung coerced Jimin into marrying him for tax benefits.)
Everyone knows that the best part of any carnival is the kissing booth.
Taehyung has a temporary memory loss after surgery and he falls in love with Jimin at first sight all over again.
Based on that one viral video.
It's not a surprise to anyone that Taehyung and Jimin are getting married.
There are things that bring people together, like fate, but this isn't that sort of arrangement.
It's a matter of politics.
jimin accidentally joins his new boyfriend's motorcycle gang.
“i died and came back and now i get to relive my last day with you, knowing i’m going to die and you know nothing and i can’t prevent this and you’re just so happy i’m here you have no idea what just happened and your heart is going to be crushed all over again” au
Or
Jimin gets a second chance to relive his last day and tries to fix his marriage by making his husband fall in love with him again.
"You know that thing that people do in movies, where they’re trying to get over someone so they completely cut them out of their life, and it’s really sad and they cry a lot and then it’s fine? I’m in the process of that.”
Taehyung has a dumb roommate, who likes to walk around shirtless even though it's freezing cold. Said roommate is also very attractive and said roommate may just be the one stealing his sweaters.
“Have you ever –” Jimin says, and then stops. He lifts his elbow a little and peeks sideways at Taehyung, before he drops his arm over his eyes again.
“fake boyfriend, jiminnie. fake is the key word here.”
Jimin and Taehyung had the perfect apartment.
That is, until they break up.
- ♡ mutuals; or, how to be a Super Secret Fanboy (the bangtan social media au series)
taehyung and jimin run big bang fan blogs on tumblr, messaging almost daily.
little do they know- they're actually roommates.
In which Jimin and Taehyung are best friends, but everything changes when Taehyung catches Jimin staring. And... Maybe just maybe, Taehyung has been staring too.
"I missed you." "I missed you more."
Taehyung thinks 'bf' means best friends. Jimin thought it meant boyfriends.
Taehyung either hits the jackpot, or the guy is just really nice.
(university!AU jimin + taehyung; tfln: "(774) i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...)
Five times Jimin and Taehyung share indirect kisses. (And one that's not indirect at all.)
Jimin just wants to get through the work day peacefully, not deal with hot customers with smiles like the goddamn sun.
(Where Jimin works at Ikea and Taehyung's the customer who's playing house with a bunch of random kids)
Jimin is tired and he just happens to see a very attractive stranger offering free hugs.
Jimin wakes up four times, in four different parallel universes. Annoyingly (or thankfully?) enough, his ridiculous clown of a best friend—and maybe the subject of his nighttime fantasies—Kim Taehyung happens to be a fixture in Jimin’s life, every single damn time.
jeongguk has only ever known jimin without taehyung.
Kim Taehyung loves traditions, milkshakes and Park Jimin.
literally just words on vmin amusement park date
When Taehyung arrives in Lieryia, Jimin is drawn into a storm of emotions, forced to face the loss he thought he'd moved on from, the world beyond his home suddenly within his reach.
When Taehyung finally musters up the courage to slip a confession note into Jungkook's locker but fails miserably and ends up putting it in Jimin's locker instead.
Taehyung must have murdered someone in his past life, he thought, and now this was his punishment, listening to Jimin say how much he wanted to ride Hansung, not realizing that he was currently on top of Hansung.
Here's the problem: Taehyung likes Jimin. Jimin likes Hansung. Jimin doesn't realize Taehyung is Hansung.
- after school special (from: you make me nervous so i really can't eat)
written for this prompt: "we're both high schools teachers and our students ship us but i won't let them tell you. " jimin/taehyung.
WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
(taehyung is an engineering major who may or may not be in possession of a working time machine. jimin answers his newspaper ad.)
"$1 for a grope, $5 for a smack. Businass."
Here we observe the Earth and the Sun in their natural habitat: each other.
Taehyung tries to flirt with the Taco Bell cashier Park Jimin. But it doesn't go quite as he expected.
Based on the prompt: “I was going to kiss him, but then my friend texted me about going to Taco Bell, and, well, there’s this cashier that works there who is way cuter, so I bailed on the rest of the date.”
Taehyung doesn’t believe in ghosts. He believes very much, however, in profiting off of those who do. Hauntings, seances, contacting dead relatives, he does it all. But there’s just one thing: none of it was supposed to be real.
jimin's last chance at "me too" comes once again in the soft warmth of darkness, in taehyung’s room where everything smells of vanilla.
He spots the first sign Taehyung talked about the second he enters the building. Right there and In Your Face is a large, bright red poster covered in glitter reading JOIN THE ASTRONOMY CLUB in big letters, and IT’LL BE OUT OF THIS WORLD emphasized right below it. Jimin smiles and shakes his head, veering down the hallway to his right.
There’s a bunch more signs with arrows and more space puns along the way, and Jimin rolls his eyes at the thought of Taehyung staying up till 3am to write ‘what songs do planets like to sing? Nep-tunes!’ in purple glitter glue.
Three times Taehyung hears that Jimin has a crush on him, and one time he actually listens.
Taehyung has a mystery to solve, a very cute mystery that goes by the name of Park Jimin.
anon: "" holy shit couples get 40% off??? hold my hand i'm getting that discount"
because taehyung would
love is a sickness, an addiction, an overdose. that's why only fools fall in love.
too bad jimin is a fool. (but good thing taehyung is there to pick him back up.)
They're always too much and not enough - pushing the boundaries but not breaking them.
"How long have you been married?"
"Five years," Taehyung said, sitting up in his seat.
"Six." Taehyung turned to look at Jimin, but Jimin still wasn't looking in his direction. "It's been six years."
"Five or six years," Taehyung nodded, eyes following the movement of the counsellors pen across the page.
(a Mr and Mrs Smith au)
Taehyung's not sure why he woke up, his brain moving slowly in circles like a fat fly buzzing over a dirty plate. He tries blinking, but the room is only a little lighter than the backs of his eyelids. He closes his eyes again.
nothing interesting ever happens in jimin's ordinary convenience store.
until one day, mysteriously, things start to go missing from their shelves.
Life crushing on your best friend is never easy. It's even worse when said best friend is a trickster by nature, and has made the grand decision that the two of you should fake-date for a laugh.
Jimin realises that he never did make things easy for himself.
aug 1 2018 +