HI I'M CORD, WELCOME TO JACKASS! ...corduroy or accordion, if you have a bone to pick with me. living muppet, prisoner of love, & real-world sitcom character, hatched from an egg in a laboratory in the south-west of england. i like music, cartoons, & most importantly, you!

I Was A Lucky Sperm That Made It Against Great Odds, & I Never Lost My Youthful Enthusiasm

i, Accordion Foxclaw, am dedicated to making sure my page is safe for Anyone To Peruse and part of that is keeping an eye 👀 on the comments to make sure there's no funny business. please don't be mean/rude to my followers in the comment section, even if you're just kidding. my buddy reuben keeps a lid on everything when i'm off on my adventures

you're blocked, but don't know why!? You Probably Didn't Do Anything wrong! when people show up on my feed who post discourse/ships that Make Me Feel Weird i block them so tiktok knows i don't wanna see that stuff. we're all good though, no hard feelings

i’d feel like a Complete And Utter Gimp if i were to list any particularly embarrassing information about myself on here, so all i will say is that i am Tremendously Awful at keeping up with friendships. i prefer to be mutuals from afar, i’ll...

Ugh... Now For The Boring Stuff...

you'll be hardblocked if i find out you're T/R/A/S/H, you care about lolcow stuff or niche online drama/discourse, you don't respect people's faith/identities, you make fun of kids who are like thirteen & experimenting with fashion/art/whatever for the first time EVEN IF YOU THINK IT'S BAD, or you demonise mental health disorders of any kind. Even The Ones You Think Are Kooky..!

TLDR: BULLIES, BIGOTS, NEGATIVE NANCIES