HI I'M CORD, WELCOME TO JACKASS! ...corduroy or accordion, if you have a bone to pick with me. living muppet, prisoner of love, & real-world sitcom character, hatched from an egg in a laboratory in the south-west of england. i like music, cartoons, & most importantly, you!

I Was A Lucky Sperm That Made It Against Great Odds, & I Never Lost My Youthful Enthusiasm

i, Accordion Foxclaw, am dedicated to making sure my page is safe for Anyone To Peruse and part of that is keeping an eye 👀 on the comments to make sure there's no funny business. please don't be mean/rude to my followers in the comment section, even if you're just kidding. my buddy reuben keeps a lid on everything when i'm off on my adventures

you're blocked, but don't know why!? You Probably Didn't Do Anything wrong! i block people on my FYP who post discourse i'm not interested in so tiktok knows i don't wanna see that stuff. we're all good though, no hard feelings

i’d feel like a Complete And Utter Gimp if i were to list any particularly embarrassing information about myself on here, so all i will say is that i am Tremendously Awful at chatting. i prefer to be friends from afar, i’ll reply to Serious Stuff but i’m not much of a talker other...