HI I'M CORD, WELCOME TO JACKASS! ...or Corduroy or Accordion if you're mad at me. living muppet, prisoner of love, & real-world sitcom character, hatched from an egg in a laboratory in the south-west of england. i like music, cartoons, & most importantly, you!

I Was A Lucky Sperm That Made It Against Great Odds, & I Never Lost My Youthful Enthusiasm