HI I'M CORD, WELCOME TO JACKASS! ...or Corduroy or Accordion if you're mad at me. living muppet, prisoner of love, & real-world sitcom character, hatched from an egg in a laboratory in the south-west of england. i like music, cartoons, & most importantly, you! i was a lucky sperm that made it against great odds, & i never lost my youthful enthusiasm

my main interests are bloodhound gang & breaking bad, i occasionally post bhg-related stuff on here but 99% of the time i'm just reuploading stuff from my pinterest. at some point i'll probably post fashion/art-related content too BUT I AM VERY NEW TO TIKTOK so i'm kinda just testing the waters & getting an idea of what people like to see. click on the ongoing section for extra info