- He is mistaken for Topher Grace, again
- Leonardo DiCaprio canceled their man-date
- Little kids call him Spider Man to the point of hell
- He was blackmailed to sign on for Spider Man 4 and 5
- When girls squeal more for James Franco when he's the fucking lead of the Spider Man franchise
- He has to act with Kirsten Dunst...he might as well shoot himself
- When Robert Downey worked on Tropic Thunder with Tobey he filled Tobey's trailer with Iron Man paraphernalia
- He is constantly reminded his name ranks high amongst common dog names
- He has to console Leonardo DiCaprio over his latest loss for the coveted best actor award
- He is in such desperate need for movie roles that he almost wrote the screenplay for Satan's Alley just to be part of another big film
- When random fans advise that Jake Gyllenhaal would make a better Spider Man
- Then being reminded his name is under Jake Gyllenhaal's for the IMDB cast listing for the upcoming movie Brothers
- When he looked in the mirror and faces the truth of a soon to be presented receding hair line
- To find out he has disgusting pictures like this on Google Images
- That Elijah Wood is a total dork, yet Lord of the Rings Movies are still better than Spider Man will ever be
- Then he has to comfort Leo, again, that he wasn't in these acclaimed movies
- Then console himself
- That he lost the Golden Globe to Jeff Bridges - "Oh Leo, where are you!"
- That the Spider Man franchise is officially rebooted
aug 23 2009 ∞
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