My cousin and I came up with this ladder for an actor to finally make it big time in the movies

• Porn - Please don't try the Paris Hilton approach, it obviously doesn't work. Case in point the never seen The Hottie and the Nottie
• Horror - If you can scream you're good to go. Movie of choice for many aspiring slutty talentless hoes
• Kids - You know it's sad when adults act in kid movies - case in point Antonio Banderas in Spy Kids XDD
• Romantic Comedies - Please, anyone can act in any of these movies, easy shit. Just flow the frustrations of your actual love life into the role.
• Comedies - A good comedy is actually hardwork and if you perform well you can actually climb to the top straight from this step. Examples being Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell
• Low Budget Action Movies - Stuff like that movie Max Payne. They're kinda shitty but a lot of people dump their kid in the kids' movie so they can pretend to have an adult movie night. Don't be distraught if you find people making out during this movie.
• Dramas - For the serious actor. Many make their career in this category like Leonardo Di Caprio. Many hope their asses for an Academy nomination, yet many get beat out by the likes of Abigail Breslin and Haley Joel Osment. XD
• Action - These are movies with legit story lines and plot and characters like Sin City They are acclaimed by many and watched by millions. Everyone likes to watch these
• Superheroes - Hell yeah! Actors dream of this shit all their career. I don't care who you are, everyone wants to star in their very own super hero movie. EVERYONE sees these movies and expect a nice cut from the box office millions. Join the likes of Tobey Maguire, Christian Bale, Edward Norton, and Robert Downey Jr. After starring in one of these movies any other movie you are in will at least break 10 mill at the box office just because your name is on the trailer

Maybe with this chart Leonardo can finally win that Best Actor award XD