- Because making it to the front of the line is the main goal. It's not about hearing the tour guide any better or getting a better view. It just shows you're here for your kid and you're in it to win it, BITCH.
- Because asking questions means you think better than everyone else. So show everyone else how smart you are by asking about a bazillion questions.
- You do not, I repeat, DO NOT hold the door for anyone because that could ruin your chances of being at the front of the tour line, which is always priority NUMBER ONE.
- Please, clarify things. Even if the question has been asked before. Again. And again.
- It's always smart to laugh as loud as possible at the information meetings, that is equivalent to brownie points to the admission guy's ears
- You better be wearing walking shoes because even though the campus is walking accessible you WILL work up a sweat, to stay at the front of the line of course
- Taking notes in this sport is actually like trying to score points for your team. You quickly write all possible facts, (that are accessible by computer), while weaving up and down the line. Also, memorize those plays...I mean facts for quick decisive action
- Just because all of the visitors are rooting for the same team, doesn't mean they will. This is your competition PEOPLE! Step on them to stay ahead so you CAN root for the ultimate team in the end
aug 15 2009 ∞
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