So basically the formatting is not agreeing with me so, a new quote is represented by a black and following dialogue is represented by a hollow dot

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

• Perry: You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
• Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"

[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]

• Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.

[Spins the chamber and points the gun]

• Harry: Where is the girl?

[Shoots the guy in the head]

• Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
• Harry:
  
  I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
• Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
• Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
• Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!
• Harry: Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't even know why.
• Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
  • Harry: A picture of me?
  • Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

Tropic Thunder

• Kirk Lazarus: I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!
• [Tugg has just killed a panda]
  • Tugg Speedman: I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world.
  • Rick Peck: A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker!
• Kirk Lazarus: I know what dude I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
• Alpa Chino: [why he's in the movie] I had to represent. Cause they had one good role for a black man, and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!
  • Kirk Lazarus: Pump your breaks, kid, that man's a national treasure.
• Kirk Lazarus: Stop tailgatin' me, ya pasty teabag! I'm goin' potty. Wanna hold my dick?
• Kirk Lazarus: [blocking the punch and pulling Alpa into an embrace] For four hundred years, that word has kept us down.
  • Alpa Chino: What the fuck?
  • Kirk Lazarus: Took a whole lotta tryin' just to get up that hill. Now we're up in the big leagues, gettin' our turn at bat. As long as we live, it's you and me, baby...
  • Alpa Chino: [pulling away] That's the theme song to The Jeffersons. Man, you really need help.
  • Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song don't mean it's not true.

Step Brothers

• Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
• Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
• Derek: You can have some dope parties on this lawn.
  • Second Homebuyer Husband: You don't have to talk like that. You can just say it's nice.
  • Derek: Nah, that's how I talk. Look at this door, it's fresh.
• Dale Doback: Dad, what are you doing? It's Shark Week.
• It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer

Mean Girls

• Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
  • Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.
• Saleslady: Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears
• Cady:
  
  Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
• Coach Carr: At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die.
• Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
  • Chip Heron: She went out.
  • Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
  • Chip Heron: Are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
• Kevin Gnapoor:
  
  Yo Yo Yo! All you sucka MCs ain't got nothin' on me! From my grades, to my lines you can't touch Kevin G! I'm a mathlete, so nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard I'm like James Bond the third, sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred - I'm Kevin Gnapoor! The G's silent when I sneak through your door. And make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me. Cause the next time you see her she'll be like, OOH! KEVIN G!