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- Are looks important in a relationship? Well, he likes me, so evidently not.
- Are relationships ever worth it? To an extent. Free sex and paid for dinners? Worth it? I think so. (No feminists saying “we paraded and protested for 40 odd years for you to want your dinner paid for? and to have sex like some ‘dog’?!” thank-you!)
- Are you a virgin? Physically? Yes. Mentally? No.
- Are you in a relationship? With Johnny Depp, yes I am.
- Are you in love? With Ian Somerhalder, yes I am.
- Are you single this year? I’m waiting for Shia LaBeouf to become single.
- Can you commit to one person? I can commit to several. And they say women can’t multitask?
- Describe your crush - I got crushed, so this is irrelevant. NEXT!
- Describe your perfect mate - me x
- Do you believe in love at first sight? I do not. Falling in love at first sight is improbable as well as impossible. You can fall in love with their looks at first sight, but not truly in love with them.
- Do you ever want to get married? Destiny decides.
- Do you forgive betrayal? You don’t have to forgive, just remember it. And when that bitch comes back and apologizes with her fake maybelline lashes, and fake gucci hanging off her arm, don’t forget to drag her by nasty-ass weave and slap her until you get through that 10 layer foundation she got on, and leave her cheeks bruised up!
- Do you get jealous easily? Way too easily, but I’m a female. I won’t give you the satisfaction of knowing I’m jealous.
- Do you have a crush on anyone? I got crushed a long time ago.
- Do you have any piercings? I have my ears pierced and after I get my braces off, I will get my tongue pierced.
- Do you have any tattoos? I do not.
- Do you like kissing in public? PDA, EW.
- Do you shower every day? Yeah, my mother makes me.
- Do you think someone has feelings for you? I don’t see why anyone would?
- Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? It’s 3:03am, I do not think so nigga!
- Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? It’s been 7 months and I’ve been doing just fine. (He would disagree, but what does he know, he a broke ass nigga!)
- Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I’d be 23, just finishing my masters, completely content with my life, so no.
- Do you want to be in a relationship this year? TOO LATE NIGGA.
- Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yeah, take amphetamines, cocaine, LSD or ecstasy and you’ll get Zebra’s saying they never want to lose you either.
- Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? No, they have not. Now I feel like a romance virgin.
- Have you ever been cheated on? Ashton Kutcher cheated on me with Mila Kunis. And that bastard didn’t even tell me.
- Have you ever cheated on someone? It’s s’all good though, I cheated on Ashton with Justin Timberlake first though.
- Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? If I was rich enough to get plastic surgery, I would get everything readjusted and reshaped.
- Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? I cried when Andrew Garfield got with Emma Stone.
- Have you ever experienced unrequited love? The definition of unrequited is “not returned”, so no.
- Have you ever had sex with a man? Physically, unfortunately not. Mentally, I’m a slut.
- Have you ever had sex with a woman? Physically, unfortunately not. Mentally, we’re both sluts and we slut it up every night.
- Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Johnny Depp is 49, so yes.
- Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Isn’t that just plain awkward?
- Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Well nigga, they ain’t your real friends are they?
- Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Sort of, I didn’t really like Shia LaBeouf until Transformers.
- Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Isn’t this like a universal question? Everyone has a celebrity or someone way out of their league that they want right? Like, I want Christian Bale, and Zeeshan wants me.
- Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no panties on, which means I want to sex you.
- Have you had sex so far this year? The person who created this survey was incredibly sexually frustrated, weren’t they?
- How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Good inquiry. Let’s make it a hypothesis and test it out?
- How long was your longest relationship? 7 months to the day.
- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Counting all the celebrity’s, none.
- How many people did you kiss in 2011? 2011
- How many times did you have sex last year? Okay, own up, who created this thirsty survey?
- How old are you? 18
- If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? I’d tell David Beckham that it was okay.
- If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? His voice. No, his lips. No, his teeth. No, his eyes. No, his small ears. No, his hair. No, his neck. No, his arms. No, his hands. No, his bum. No, his size 10 feet. No, the way he dresses. No, his laugh.
- If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? No, Will Smith, it’s just too late.
- Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes.
- Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? You’re more nosey than my mum and grandmama put together.
- Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I shouldn't think so.
- Is there someone you will never forget? I forget easily, it’s fine.
- Share a relationship story. Once, we went to be a coffee shop and I took his camera and started to record him. Then he took the camera off me and took pictures of my bum. And then he recorded me and put the video up on youtube. *cries*
- State 8 facts about your body 4"11, 7 stones, long hair, size 5 feet, small nose, big eyes, fat cheeks and nice bum
- Things you want to say to an ex HOW'D YA LIKE ME NOW
- What are five ways to win your heart? read, sound intelligent, drink coffee, smell nice and kiss me lots
- What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
- What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Zeeshan is exactly one year and 4 days older than me
- What is the first thing you notice in someone? their nostrils
- What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? strip for me
- What is your definition of “having sex”? pleasuring because you're horny?
- What is your definition of cheating? knowing you got a good girl at home but still going out to find some cheap ass
- What is your favourite foreplay routine? I'll let you know soon x
- What is your favourite roleplay? being bought dinner x
- What is your idea of the perfect date? being sung to in arabic
- What is your sexual orientation? sometimes I feel straight, other times mila kunis pops up
- What turns you off? feet
- What turns you on? sex
- What was your kinkiest wet dream? ian somerhalder, andrew garfield and christian bale, that is all
- What words do you like to hear during sex? i'm a virgin!
- What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? buy me coffee
- What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? nice hair
- What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? bought me coffee
- What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I was born
- What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? be sensible, a 15 yr old dating a 23 yr old is not a relationship
- What’s your dirtiest secret? mud
- When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? some bitch breathed the same air as him, idk
- When was the last time you told someone you loved them? last night
- Who are five people you find attractive? ZEESHAN AKRAM, THAT'S ALL
- Who is the last person you hugged? mi maam (forced hug)
- Who was your first kiss with? zeeshy weeshy
- Why did your last relationship fail? z came up on d scene init
- Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? does skype count?
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