- I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS GEORGE THE KITTY CAT LOVES NAPPING! AND THAT IS A LOT!
- KICK FUNCTIONS IN THE ASS!!!!! Only 2.5 hours left youuuuuuu!!!b AHHHhjH
- PG! I just got a honk followed byu a "oh ut so hot"
- Splendid. Haha I love your vocabulary.
- You know what?! I LOVE YOU like a red velvet cupcake loves cream cheese icing (yum yum)
- I can't do poofs cause i have a manly face
- Hahah yessss I doo. Well sarahs is more manly then mine, but the cuddy girls have manly faces.
- I guess the coffee shop was their final destination!
- Did you get home okay? All i can think about is random freak death!
- I MISS YOU. Hope the pics are going well, take some candid shots. And maybe one of you pushing your brothers in the pool? And take one of you holding my picture!
- Hey, its emily. Here's my old number.
- thats true! yay for awkwardness >.>
- i see youuuuuu
- Avoir!!!!
- U look awsome.. LEAVE IT. Or else ill eat ur babies...ONE BY ONE
- tom is on your lap.. O_o
- Isn't it funny how QUEENS is in KINGston?!
- ILIDIU VEMIDI! Means i love you and i miss you in german text language. :)
- Now i just feel like smokin weed...
- Omg! They have a huge recycling bin in starbucks for cups and etc now! Amazing!
- Ur drunk txt msgs r heartwarming :)
- Tonight... My true identity is to be revealed... Tonight... I will just dance and take a ride on...YOUR DISCO STICK!
- I friggen love your itunes library! Thank you./ Oh my god i honestly just wanna skip class to listen to this!
- Are you going to grow your hair out long enough to get dreads? Because i think you should... :)/Did i think it was a bad idea? Well! I've changed my mind! I am pro dreads now! Zoommoonmoono! (that is what happens when i type woo)/ You should get partial dreads like bill!
- I just saw a really got trace cyrus look-a-like on campus. I wanted to do him./ And by got i mean HOT! I still wanna do him.
- OMG! OMG! I JUST CHATTED WITH ANDREW BRAVENER ON OMEGLE! OMG! SUCCESSFUL PROCRASTINATION!/LOOK AT HIS TWITTER! BEST. PROCRASTINATION. EVER.
- ur boyfriend sat beside me in archaeology today :)
- Omg i just saww ur emo boyfriend at douglas
- thx for the msg and I don't regret anything I said. I re read that too.
- You're going to love my status :)
- Where'd you go..I'm lost in the cereal aisle.. listening to christmas music
- My deodorant smells like g_____/He smells so good/Sniff him next time.. just don't told him I told u.. that'd be awkward/well ya..its better than smelling like j.m. or something
- Epic dreads girl is speaking to my women's studies class!/Serious. Her dreads are the most epic I have seen in my life. Se even had them down today. Def something to strive for.
- I saw hot trace cyrus again when i was walking to campus! Dude, I want him.
- I can hear their bottle cap from my bedroom
- I have the hiccups! It reminded me of you!/ Beucaude wheb youj deribk tou?gwt the hiccups. I drank and creeped my?loverws!/THE NEW CITIES WANR ME/Dave thinks wwe are prewttty ladiea/Dave wants e and cbrstine. He thinks were pretyyyyy/Yeah! we told him we wrere takingall bour friend to montreal! He wants to party with us cause we asre legel!/We were talkibg to all the guiys of new cities at call the office
- Omg the chocolates taste like old people/ Ew..the're so gross I was gagin. And yea..I like them ;)
- Omg I just thought I saw you.. I almost cried. she was wearing leggings with rainboots, a scarf and holding her wallet like you do. So creepy./ Yeah you hold it under your right armpit while you walk.
- Operation king sized bed is officially in effect.
- I can't to hug you!/Hahaha! I was so excited at the thought of hugging you that I missed words! I'm jealous of you because you get to hug you allll the time!/HAHAHHAHAHAHA! AWE! Baby, you make me laugh! Don't worry about a thing i'll be there to hug you in no time! Makeout! ..Maybe.. If there is vodka involved xD JK LOVE YOU!
- There's a guy on the bus who'd for sure be your bf. He straightens his hair and has to shake his head every 10 seconds like a dog b/c his bangs are too long.
- I just saw a guy with epic tom-esque dreads. I stared and was amazed.
- So i have a boyfriend in ban righ and he has a checkered hat. Just so you know.
- Oh i remember..I was gonna tell u that I sat beside ur bf in archaeology :)
- Cute boy alerttt/Haha yeahhh. And he left the elevator smelling nice
- Haha oh cay bay. I'm scared
- Awwweee. I just heard an old man speak french
- Is auvoir like that?
- So peeing in motion is very dangerous. Almost cracked my head open
- IM GOING SQUARE DANCING
- I MISS YOU SO MUCHO!
- fuck boys
- blonde girl dread head longish...in gords/ye boy! most dreadheads are super cute though
- Lmao I met a fake caitlin/she looks like u and has ur disposition
- rofl. just be careful not to do anything you will regret. go tell a cute boy you want him to swipe your vcard.
- Just saw devon with a boy who is my boyfriend
- i just found a money clip with a loonie in it. inscribed with snucins.
- im noticing so many bfs in my music class
- Ich studiere von meinem deutsh klausur am mittwoch und ich woll Bill an helfen... Ich vermisse dich! ich liebe liebe liebe dich!/Hahaha! i didn't know how to conjugate wollen, which is want! Good job! You win... AN AWKWARD WRAP AROUND LEG HUG!
- think of all the bfs you will have all to yourself
- As i type this, your bf is 10 feet awy from me wearing only briefs and a studded tie. bahahaha./Now you have to come :P in more ways than one..?
- dreadhead. leo caf. ctton candy station.
- BOYFRIEND!
- Mowgli was in our room half naked for a good 15 minutes..thought you should know :)
- lol. musical shower 20 mins?/yays.
- I miss you drawing on my back
- Josh told me my hair looked nice today hahaha
- There's a dreade white man on my bus for u lol/Lol k. he mite be french too so double whammy
- I miss u
- G and J are asleep together haha. how is that even comfortable on a single bed?/Hehe yes. I have to say I'm a little jealous.. If only me and that 31 year old man who went to queens could do that :)
- Justin Mackie is on my bus. Oww owwww.
- Did you take your pill? Haha I feel like your mother :)
- I had a hilarious dream last night that I want to share with you later haha/Hahah its about me being pregnantttt and lovin it
- mmm dilf. mature .. mm
- Omggg a guy here is jizz in my pants hot.
- Lucky girrrrrrl
- mmm like that
- I SAW THE FRENCH TEAM/so much attractive foreigness
- She's a god feel proud
- Stefan is a hot emo.
- Haha. Or just a boyfriend with an accent would do. Or just a boyfriend. Haha. I don't know..
- My mom thinks ur a sweet heart
- Oh man. three one three a hits up the bar? Too wild. Haha
- SPOTTED: APPLE PIE. FOOD BASICS
- You kids raging tonight?
- yeah! no sound just chit chat via type and making faces he was awkward cute and im excited
- got asked on a date by the pof boy. btw :)
- Are you ever going to come hooommmeeee? :'( / Tears... Falling from my eyes... I miss you
- I find myself shottying guys as I pass them on the bus hahah/Hahah from the master. I am your grasshopper
- Don't forget what I said about the Metamucil!
- Dance party upstairs?
- Shotty boyfriend glasses guy
- Nckhdtmtgfxcncfghujhm/ Whoopsies. I forgot to lock my phone and I pocket texted you :$
- 'i love you' i polish is 'kocham cie'
- Ack... I am a tomato
- Yo. Mario party./Make it 10 or e. will be mighty unpleased
- Are you coming homeeeeee!?!?
- ...get down here!/Im gonna roll you a one
- E. would like to convey the message "CHANCE TIME!" ...now
- Depends how far u go. If its innocent its fine. If ur naked and dont put out then its a bit mean spirited lol
- buahaha! was just at the house. you lush! all the vodka is gone! lol
- Just saw a guy with the CRAZIEST dreads. Obvs thought of you.
- Want to plan a trip to Scandanavia in the next few years? I would love to see the scenery and find myself a nice swedish/ norwegian man!
- Caitlin i miss youuu.
- Your going to play with her mom?
- Omg they WERE trying to set me up!
- THERE IS A SUPER HOT DREAD HEAD HERE DREADS ARE LIKE TOMS BUT SHORT AND EVEN I LOVE HIMMMMMMMM AHHH
- MAMA KRAHN BOUGHT BAGELLLSSSSS
- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! YOU BETTER BE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE WITH YO HANDS IN THE AIIR!! (not really, but you could mentally have your hands in the air)
- Run! i saw a zombie on huron st!!!
- Go find yourself some man? You are a hot piece o'woman.
- i luh you guurrrl i will bring you back powdered donuts.
- Blumpkins tonight? Yeeeeee
- Double blumpkins
- I had a dream about you last night involving us making a band and Tom G. Stealing the idea for our album cover. It was hilarious!!
- Omfg, saw bus boyfriend TWICE today! Heard him talking on the phone, he has an accent!!
- Two double busses in one week! But I had to stand both times, ugh. Have a good day!
- On the road monkey?
- I'm so drunk and sexy is here fuuuuccckkkkk/...My life sucks cock. But not. Because he found a girl. ..
- How commmmeeeee? But you have to get maarrriiieeedddd!
jul 27 2009 ∞
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