- Why are there no knock knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings
- Why did cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? she kept running away from the ball.
- i had a really good boomerang joke... it'll come back to me.
- what do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs? a condescending con descending.
- a buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and says, make me one with everything.
- Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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