please don't follow me if;

• you know me IRL (unless we're close)

• you tryna spy on me, hop off my dick please

beware!!

• i'm very sarcastic and it can be hard to distinguish whether or not i'm being serious

• this is a spam account so i tend to spam, if you wan't a clean timeline this isn't the account to follow

• i swear a lot

• i sometimes mention (sex-relevant) nsfw and don't always tag it

+ mutuals please soft block when unfollowing

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