paladin mystery airhead exterior. sticks to your teeth. a distinct blueberry core that makes the mystery flavor taste off in comparison. 5/10 warrior a tough gummy. good chew until it’s not. satisfying amount of watermelon concentrate at the center. 8/10 alternatively, could be a fireball. 6/10 dark knight tamarind exterior, chili kick on the inside. fun to lick the grooves. 10/10 gunbreaker dry, old hard lollipop texture. vague lemon-y taste that isn’t sour enough to be good and leaves you wanting. 1/10

monk a gummy that’s easy to puncture, a little weird to chew. pineapple. kind of sour. 5/10 dragoon cold, blue gatorade taste. i wish it was a drink instead of candy. 9/10 ninja dark chocolate. maraschino cherry cream filling, tastes like it was taken straight out of a strawberry sprite. 4/10 samurai too pretty to eat. hazelnut and dark chocolate. surprisingly soft to bite into. 9/10 reaper black licorice taste, texture, smell. yellow outline is lemon sour. 2/10 viper gummy or hard candy? i don’t know. steak imagery, unappetizing. silver wrapper that’s too difficult to take off. marmalade filling. 3/10

bard very sticky. feels gross to touch and to eat. squirt soda taste. 4/10 machinist toothpaste. so minty it kills you. 0/10 dancer would put it in a frame and hang it on the wall. lychee flavor. breaks apart into crystal-like fragments. 9.9/10

black mage perfect smooth surface. pops like a balloon the moment your teeth sink in. blueberry. 9/10 summoner frozen gummy texture. green apple. refreshing. biting into it makes a similar sound to eating an actual green apple. 10/10 red mage looks like it isn't meant for consumption, actually perfect. indescribable texture. satisfies the human urge to eat plastic jewels. sweetened red raspberry. 11/10 pictomancer berry lemonade. sour, mostly sweet. like a good dream but in your mouth. 10/10

white mage all vanilla. taffy so thick that it's kind of too much. 5/10 scholar undeniably grape flavored which ruins anything that could possibly redeem it. -10000000/10 astrologian creamy milk chocolate. caramel filling. a cold shell that melts softly in your mouth. 10/10 sage thin mint chocolate shell. cracks like this. hollow center. 7/10