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Sehun is a kindergarten teacher, and Luhan's son happens to be in his class. Sehun, unfortunately, does not teach romance classes.

Lu Han is a solitary artist experiencing the woes of first love.

Sehun has a job he doesn’t know how he landed, he has six incredibly annoying coworkers, and sadly, he fell for one of them. Complications ensue.

In which Sehun has a massive crush on a certain boy at a candy store and Zitao laughs at his sad plight on a daily basis.

Sehun ponders on his and Lu Han's relationship.

Wake up, wake up, the young prince is here.

Sehun sees Luhan smile and his world turns upside down.

Maybe the best kind of relationships are the ones left open-ended.

They make sure to stay as physically close to each other as possible.

It’s hard to define what Sehun and Lu Han have. Lu Han is all Sehun has, and Sehun is all Lu Han has. Sehun calls it love, but Lu Han has never allowed him to say those words – or anything nearing them – to him.

Sehun has ninety-nine and Luhan is every single one of them.

The thread. It is a magic Sehun does not fully understand but accepts nonetheless.

Once upon a time, there hadn’t always been springs or autumns. There used to only be shining summers and dead winters.

Luhan is failing chemistry and needs a tutor. Luckily Sehun is very smart.

Just drafted into the war, Luhan serves under Lieutenant Oh, and together they struggle to find the words that encompass their thoughts and hopes, while fending off the inevitable grasp of Death

"You can whisper to me the language of love. As I show you the dance of love."

Luhan had always been calculative. But when impulsive billionaire Oh Sehun sets his eyes on him, he realizes his calculator had gone MIA, eliciting the most difficult computation he had ever faced and with it, a perplexing, consuming love he can't ever put a figure on.

Luhan lives in a world in which love is seen as a disease, and he's always believed them, or at least until he meets Oh Sehun.

Sometimes there’s beauty burned into the end of a lit cigarette.

Two years later, there will be two lovers.

Unlike other damaged organs, the heart is incapable of mending injured tissue.

Fanservice is practically written into the contract. Luhan says Sehun is his one and only. Insecurity is an ugly thing and it consumes Sehun. "Do you love me, hyung? Prove it."

Luhan didn't mean it. He didn't mean to hurt Sehun. He didn't mean to get closer to someone else. But Sehun isn't the only one who hurts and Luhan isn't the only who does fanservice.

where luhan is vocal with his affections.

Luhan should never have left China.

Jongin is a demon determined to become human, and in an attempt to do so, he tries his best to win the heart of the prince of the kingdom, Luhan. But his ever-present guard, Sehun, is determined to keep this from happening because despite their differences, Sehun has fallen for the young prince as well. But demons never play fair, and Jongin is no exception.

Sehun's an A-class geek who spends most of his time reading manga and watching anime. He clearly has no life at all. Well, that is until he meets Luhan.

Little deer, Wu Yifan and Huang Zitao had called him. You’re just like a little deer, Lu.

Sehun can be a brat, sometimes, but Lu Han loves him.

Luhan moves to his grandmother's cottage in the countryside. It is there that he meets the wind spirit of the valley and falls in love with him.

Somehow Sehun keeps landing up on Lu Han's lap all the time.

Sehun goes on a mission and forgets everything.

One night introverted Sehun goes to a club with his best friend Jongin, where he meets Jongin's sort-of-boyfriend Luhan. Luhan seems perfect, but Sehun quickly learns he's keeping a secret. By the time he finds out the truth about Luhan it's too late.

Nothing goes the way Luhan expected it to.

Changing the past cannot fix the present. Sehun learns this the hard way.

A fist to the face and 12 turkey deliveries later, business prodigy and socially stunted Oh Sehun falls in love.

The crack is there, and it has already started to flake. He breathes out a shuddering sigh. Now, all he has to do is wait.

Luhan flirts, Sehun thinks he's flirting but he's really just laughing too loudly at Luhan's lame jokes, and Jongin conducts a science experiment. Then there's Kyungsoo who judges them all.

He is weary from life, but excited. He folds his hands, and waits.

Sehun and Luhan are known as the most infamous strippers in Seoul's nightclub scene.

There will be blood, and the lake will run red with cocaine-and-angel-dust on bodies like the memories of tomorrow.

The next time Luhan sees Sehun, they're both in the courtroom.

The world tilts, crashes, thrashes and tumbles violently before it's filled with stillness accompanied by a blast of winter air. Luhan blacks out for only a moment before regaining at least part of his senses, enough to know he’s lying in the grass next to a pile of twisted metal that used to be his car.

Luhan doesn't like talking to others, except his friend Xiumin. He hates parties and everything that involes many people. But when his friend decides to drag him out of his room, a boy, called Oh Sehun makes him fall for him head over heels and he just can't seem to forget about him.

It's a puzzle, how sehun and luhan seem to hate each other’s guts.

Somewhere among the fondant flowers, paste food coloring, and melted chocolate and butter, Sehun finds something sweeter. Somewhere between the marshmallow fluff and the honey, Luhan finds something to love.

Luhan remembers what it's like to wait.

There is something about the water that has always been home.

In which Luhan is paid to be insane, Tao is paid to be depressing, and Jongin and Sehun are paid to stand around shirtless. Kyungsoo is caught somewhere in the middle.

One cannot give more than the square of twice one’s body weight plus four--twice for the brain and heart, and four to count for the major limbs--units of love, but one can experience an undefined infinite limit of love.

And when LuHan slips a calm finger under SeHun's wet shirt, gently following the curve of the hip bones in a teasing manner, he finally understands that it's not, "SeHun. And LuHan" but, "SeHun and LuHan."

Luhan's unsure about a couple of things. Sehun's hoping he can change his mind.

Lu Han and Sehun live on opposite sides of the fence.

Sehun lets Luhan get a free ride.

Luhan sees Sehun in everything, from the dewdrops at dawn to the city lights at night - but most importantly, when he's flying.

"Get your fucking feet off the couch, kindly. If my boss asks, I remembered to say please."

In which Oh Sehun is an author of sorts and Luhan happens to be his secret muse.

Five years on, EXO disbands. Lu Han spends another three years lying to himself before he finds his way back home again.

Lu Han lives in a teahouse and creates dreams for other people. Sehun visits him one day and becomes Lu Han’s dream instead.

It all started with kyuhyun promising luhan girls in tiny skirts. or, three times luhan ran into oh sehun (while running away from kim kibum).

It also pains him that after all their time together, he has only now fallen in love with LuHan.

Sehun likes watching people.

And in the end, there is nothing worse than losing.

Sehun is allergic to bubble tea.

He would get passionfruit tonight and show Sehun just how much strawberry milk tea sucked in comparison, because really -- just drinking one flavor all the kind was so boring.

The first rule in every commitment-phobe's handbook? Summer flings are your best choice for an easy up-and-go.

Lu Han runs a thumb along the torn skin and this staggering wave of angerfearworry washes through him and he doesn’t know what to do with any of it because Sehun isn’t his in any sense of the word despite the mineminemine pounding in his head.

Luhan's first time at a dance battle and his heart goes wub wub wub.

In which Sehun is a business prodigy and Lu Han is a mysterious beauty from the dance floor. A modern fairytale gone wrong about Blond Beauty and Sex Beast. Oh, and Jongin loves chocolates.

Retrouvaille: (noun) the joy of meeting or finding someone again after a long separation; rediscovery.

Sehun is a Hot Topic model and Luhan owns too many pairs of stressed vintage jeans.

In those bygone years, 鹿晗 (luhan) will always remain the one person that 世勋 (sehun) loved the most.

In which Sehun and Zitao work in a flower shop and are offered the job of providing flowers for the royal wedding where Sehun meets the young Prince Luhan who secludes himself away from the world.

Xi Luhan was exceptional in every way. Exceptional beauty, exceptional brains and almost too exceptional to be considered a normal person. Remarkable and rare. That's what he was. He knew it, his peers knew it, even his professors knew it. Xi Luhan was untouchable. Then, Oh Sehun confessed.

They agree to be strangers.

Luhan is two different people. Sehun doesn't like either of them.

Everyone knows Sehun has some sort of interest for Luhan. The staff, the trainees, management. The fans even know.

Alternate reality where Lu Han doesn't get scouted that day in Myeongdong, and S.M. follows their previous production pattern to debut EXO as a 6-member boy group in 2010.

Sehun is a wedding planner. Lu Han is a divorce lawyer. This is probably not going to work.

In which there is a road trip, no one can figure out how to start a fire, and Lu Han's life is really hard.

Lu Han dispenses touches like candy. And he’s so adorable. Sehun hates him. Definitely maybe.

Lu Han thinks he's a very trivial person, with a very unproductive life. He thinks he's boring, which is why the world just won't let him be happy. He finds happiness in pastries behind glass cases, chocolate milk, old people, and sayings he's picked up along his 23 years of existence. But he meets Sehun, and everything blows up in flashes of light, and cheese, and soju, and obnoxious Rihanna songs. Somewhere along the way of finding who they are, love happens. Because, really, it was bound to happen anyway.

Sehun is a classic introvert. luhan is a classic extrovert. but they're lucky to have each other all the same.

All Luhan ever wanted was to be a superhero, is that really too much to ask for?

In which Sehun is Lu Han's baby doll and likes pretty things.

Even the best dream ends by the time a new morning arrives, but waking up and letting the beautiful dream fade away isn't always easy.

Luhan’s not sure how he feels about this new life Sehun has given him.

"Why am I here?" "Because the world needs you." "That's not really an answer."

For Lu Han's entire life, he's known the restriction of the word limit. But when his best friend and rebel, Kris, takes things a step too far, just as an intriguing foreigner named Sehun enters Lu Han's life, he must make a terrible choice.

He had blonde hair, big eyes and a soft smile. Wearing a deer t-shirt and tight black jeans, he looked like the epitome of twink porn star.

sehun's boyfriend cares more about birds outside than his much-needed naps, but it's okay because sehun loves lu han anyways.

Twelve guys and one software startup. Baekhyun’s that new guy, Chanyeol's the guy who falls for the new guy, Kyungsoo has pedo problems, Junmyeon's the oblivious CEO, Kris is the cutthroat CFO, Yixing’s out to get more vacation time, Tao’s a receptionist (sorta), Minseok is a closeted romantic, Jongin’s the intern that actually does stuff, Sehun’s the intern that doesn’t, and Luhan and Jongdae just like messing around.

Luhan's the most beautiful and cherished omega in the pack. Comparing to Sehun he's as weak as a child, as easily breakable as a baby deer - and more desirable than any treasure a man can ever possess.

We no longer distinguish ourselves based on religion, color, ethnicity, or race but by kind. Although there are three different types of people in this world, the reality is that there are only two, them and us. We live in world were alphas and betas rule what’s left of it, while the omegas suffer and carry the burden of regulations the government has placed on our kind.

Cherry blossoms represent an ephemeral nature of life. Fleeting love. They bloom for only a short period of time, allowing no one to become attached to their beauty.

Sometimes, the most beautiful things in life are found through accidents and complete silences.

He promptly stores this new Luhan Smile away under Perfection.

With the views of society weighing down on his shoulders, Luhan loves Sehun in secret, until that is, he takes one last leap of faith, and it turns out to be a wild ride from there.

Lu Han is an angel and falls for someone he isn’t meant to fall for.

They're too much alike, some might say, a little too destructive.

And that's how you take a derivative.

Luhan spends 11 years in love with Sehun.

Two music aficionados who didn't believe in love... that is, until they met each other.

Sometimes, the simplest words and efforts mean most.

Let's just say that in this feisty game of cat and mouse, Lu Han is the feisty mouse.

sehun is emotionally & verbally crippled. but yay, lu han is there to save our ship on the sideline, chanyeol harasses yifan on a regular basis.

_ Oh Sehun was a brat. A handsome, flawless brat._

When Sehun gets jealous, he gets rough.

Lu Han is not prepared for the drama that goes on at Esem High School. Not only is it getting impossible to hide his meager background and his crush on Wu Yifan, Lu Han is finding it hard to ignore Oh Sehun.

We always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on Earth.

The night before his fated departure. Once the Moon retires for the night, LuHan wants to hide from the Sun's light, "I don't want tomorrow to come..."

Sehun likes to annoy Lu Han who is from a rival house.

Sehun wakes up at one o'clock in the afternoon with an adorable Bambi by his side.

The new student in Lu Han's breakdance is way too sexy for his taste.

Sehun is a whiz with numbers but a klutz with words. This doesn’t bode well when his crush is Luhan, the lit genius on campus. Cue the awkward attempts at wooing, thanks to interfering friends.

In retrospect, luhan thinks he probably should’ve knocked first before entering (or maybe not).

Sehun and Luhan met the day Jongin got sick.

Sehun helps Luhan remember, again and again.

Twenty-six episodes, twenty-six moments in the intersected lives of SeHun and LuHan, defined by words, in turn defined by moments, all in alphabetical order.

Lu Han thinks sehun is boring in bed, but of course, sehun proves him wrong.

Sehun trades sex for time on Luhan's new 3DS.

Sehun is the city’s most notorious and ruthless mafia leader, and for his birthday, he’s invited to an exclusive event where Luhan is one of the people being auctioned off for a night.

Luhan is pretty smart, president of the school chess club and everything.

Wherein the Room of Requirement is figuratively a closet and both Sehun and Lu Han come out of it.

Sehun, a bookstore owner, meets Lu Han, an undercover art thief, and things don't go as planned.

From the time of his birth, Luhan was promised to be pack leader Oh Sehun’s mate for the sake of his own tribe’s safety. Faced with the new mission of producing offspring for him, Luhan struggles with finding his place in this new ‘family’, as well as warming the heart of the man who barely spares him a glance.

Luhan has one more chance to get it right.

Sehun's an unconventional ulzzang and Luhan's a famous idol. They meet thanks to weibo.

Lu Han ends up spending his summer helping out at his aunt’s bed and breakfast and encounters Sehun, the ice cream boy who is absolutely everywhere.

Luhan is tired of people telling him to look at Bubbletea01´s fics, but he does and he gets a big surprise out of it. Sehun might also have a huge crush on Pre-dawn.

Luhan likes drawing and Sehun likes Luhan (otherwise known as Sehun is just a little creepy and Luhan is too talented for his own good).

In which Jongin is a better wizard than a matchmaker.

This is the story of the time Luhan needed another model for fashion week and Sehun was physically perfect.

Lu Han falls in love with the basketball captain Kris and is too oblivious to realize his best friend Sehun has been in love with him for years.

Oh Sehun isn't crazy. He doesn't belong in Exo, an asylum for the criminally insane. He doesn't belong there and even worse, he doesn't belong in the same room as Luhan.

The time has come for Sehun to take a mate. Luhan is unsuspecting.

Luhan does his best to tutor the little brat, Oh Sehun.

It was a rule set in stone that Luhan and Sehun didn't leave each other's sides whenever both EXO halves were together in the same country.

You can't see me, so I love you like this. My blackened and bruised heart, reaches out to you, but your eyes look past me and tell me it's only pitch black outside. You just endlessly look out the window as I slowly fade to dust and disappear.

How many times do I have to tell you, he’s not the one
. You’re too good for a guy like that. 
You’re too beautiful to be crying every day. 
You need to be loved, you have that right. 
A guy who’ll treat you special, he’s here right now.

Jongdae is a badass with a stapler, if he does say so himself.

When he fell asleep that night--legs tangled with Luhan's beneath the covers, arm around Luhan's waist and lips pressed against the back of Luhan's neck--Sehun had the fleeting thought that he no longer had anything to dream about. After all, how could dreams ever compare to the reality of Luhan embedded so deeply in his heart?

Luhan has it all but is still missing one little piece. Oh Sehun.

Sehun fights for his brother. But when you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.

Luhan visits Sehun for New Years and the stay does not go as expected.

To Sehun, road trips are anything but eventful or exciting- but with Luhan they seem near bearable.

Luhan fell for someone he shouldn't have. He fell for him even though he knows he shouldn't. But still he loves Sehun. He loves him even if he was the worst decision of his life.

In which Luhan is an awkward, over-dramatic guy out for a run, Sehun is trying not to laugh and they both end up bumping into the unexpected.

The most rash decisions are sometimes the best ones. Lu Han learns this the hard way when he finds himself and something more with the help of people who are too young to be so hardened.

The evolution of Chef Sehun. In which Lu Han has to deal with moody chefs, no one can catch a break in the kitchen or out, and EXO is a four star restaurant.

Although they are EXO, they are One, Lu Han’s in M and Sehun’s in K and in the nights without Lu Han, Sehun feels no indication that they’re actually in the same group.

Jongin drags Sehun to an overpriced art class, where he obviously finds a cute boy slash graphic design demi-god. Oh and probably lots of necessary cusses and unnecessary adjectives.

Sehun’s not so sure if it’s a good idea to apply the same saying to their sex life.

In which Mr. Luhan finds himself trapped in between Mr. Oh Sehun's arms ... in the Faculty room, long after all the classes had been dismissed.

In which Sehun sasses a radio DJ and ends up with a new perspective on how to live life.

Baekhyun and Luhan are best friends who share everything ever since young and when they got engaged at the same time, it’s expected for them to have a joint wedding. But they have always been different and Baekhyun absolutely can’t accept the fact that there’ll be a Disney-themed wedding cake at his wedding.

We’re all under the same moon.

"Off. Limits. That’s Sehun, but he’s totally off limits. He’s Jongin’s ex. You can’t date ex’s, it’s not allowed. It's against."

"I bet them that you two would get together by the time we leave for home," Jongin says gleefully. "None of them believed me."

The boys take Sehun to a strip club.

noun: a ring or spot of light produced by pressure on the eyeball or direct stimulation of the visual system other than by light.

"我以为我早想清楚, 不由自主恍恍惚惚, 又走回头路, 再看一眼."

The first time Lu Han sets foot into SM Entertainment, all of Exo fall in love.

Sleepy eyes haunt him everytime he orgasms and closes his eyes hard enough to see dots of green permeating his vision.

Sure enough, sitting two seats away from him, is sehun. He knew it. he's getting used to this serendipitous crap.

A tiny muscle twitched near the corner of Sehun's jaw. "Do you have anyone back home?"

luhan really loves being a teacher and he thinks it's his job to help his students succeed. sehun just has a totally wrong impression of what that means.

i seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.

LuHan, on principle, did not allow anyone into his bed. SeHun is secretly a clingy puppy.

Sehun falls for Lu Han who doesn't believe in love.

In which, SeHun has an affinity for English and a loathing for Math, while LuHan is a Math nerd that hates English.

Sehun's tired and Lu Han helps him wake up with a bit of frisky time on the sofa.

in which sehun attempts to have his purity corrupted, luhan is as oblivious as hell, and chanyeol, baekhyun, and jongin are out to make sehun’s life so much harder than it already is.

Sehun wants this to happen to the both of them too.

Luhan and Sehun have parted ways, but they still have each other's phone numbers. Not that they ever use them.

Prince Luhan is known for his escapades. Sehun is known for being the best guard.

In which Lu Han has makeup issues and Baekhyun is a helpful friend with a rolled up Vogue. Sehun really liked that tint and Chanyeol really liked his smoky eyes.

They were nothing but co-workers in a normal workplace. Just friends, nothing else.

There are benefits to being in love with your best friend – Sehun is sure of it. He just has to figure out what they are.

Time travel AU in which Sehun is a hitman who "kills" his targets by traveling back in time and preventing their births. When he's assigned to "kill" Luhan, another time traveling hitman who's gone rogue, he doesn't travel back far enough by accident and he meets a Luhan he doesn't have the heart to dispose of.

Luhan didn't like him. He definitely didn't (think he would).

Sehun doesn't mean to stare, but Lu Han's mesmerizing and he's fucked in more ways than one.

Sehun is a feisty first year financial analyst. Luhan is aiming to make partner at his law firm. Their paths cross at a meeting.

From lovers to friends, Sehun seems to move on, what about Luhan?

They meet after Exoluxion's concert, just like how Luhan had promised.

Noceur: one who sleeps late or not at all; or one who stays out late to revel or party.

In which Lu Han is the boy that lives forever but Sehun wants to live.

“I’ll go now, if you say no."

But in the next two seconds, Lu Han will learn that death sounds like an odd symphony of Clair de Lune, pouring rain, and screeching tires.

He is a political toy, a pawn piece in the game of thrones. He had thought they had already won when his father had won the throne, but keeping it was another game entirely.

Luhan absolutely hated arena matches.

Luhan is lost and homeless and Sehun is there to remind him that he doesn’t have to be.

la douleur exquise: the excruciating pain that comes from wanting someone you can’t have.

tsundoku: buying books and not reading them; finding an excuse for being with someone.

You can't see me, so I love you like this. My blackened and bruised heart, reaches out to you, but your eyes look past me and tell me it's only pitch black outside. You just endlessly look out the window as I slowly fade to dust and disappear.

There's this guy that keeps stealing Sehun's seat before class, and Sehun is So Not Okay with that.

Luhan bursts into Sehun's life with the spontaneity of a whirlwind, sweeping him off his feet and leaving him unable to regain balance.

After a chance encounter with Sehun, Luhan slowly falls in love but was ultimately unprepared for what was to happen to them.

Sehun doesn’t like notorious player Luhan, and he sure as hell is not jealous when his best friend Jongin becomes Luhan’s newest object of infatuation.

Not every love story has a happy ending, no matter how long it is in the making.

Someone once described falling in love as the dipping of all things into an obscuring dye. All-consuming.

It's no secret that Sehun kinda sorta hates studying. Or at least, putting some actual effort into his studying.

Lu Han ages both forward and backward, bearing sacrifice for success.

Sehuns's 2000 word essay is due tomorrow, it's 9pm at night and he's got the title down. All he wants to do is procrastinate. Well he's going to have to get it done, if Luhan has anything to do with it especially.

Five instances they show their feelings.

"The bunny hops around the hill Sehunnie," Luhan says, making a twirly gesture with his forefinger as he speaks.

In which Sehun finds a flyer on his dorr advertising an unusual service and lets his curiousity get the better of him.

“Most of all, love is beyond separation.”

Sehun's an A-class geek who spends most of his time reading manga and watching anime. He clearly has no life at all. Well, that is until he meets Luhan.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"

on weekdays, their mornings are always in a rush. sehun doesn’t wake up when the alarm goes off and luhan sleeps like oil. to sum it up, they both wake up thirty minutes late than what is set on the alarm.

In which Sehun hates Christmas, and Luhan starts preparing for Christmas way too early.

Lu Han loves coffee. Sehun thinks this means he loves Starbucks.

Every Christmas Eve, the Oh family has a grandiose party at Mama’s house. This year the invitation was extended to Sehun’s boyfriend, but there’s only one problem. Sehun doesn’t have a boyfriend. Or so. yet.

Ziyu thinks he should stop eating too much food before he sleeps, otherwise, he’d have the most unusual dreams. Like, seeing Baba and Santa Claus kissing.

Sehun and Luhan are sworn enemies but chosen to prepare the company's Christmas party together.

Sehun finds love in a sunflower.

in spanish

El silencio no siempre es el mejor amigo de SeHun, sobre todo porque se pensaría que es el menos doloroso, aunque en realidad es todo lo contrario.

“Claramente alguien en este departamento tiene fijaciones extrañas y lleva a sus compañeros de cuarto a hacerlas, que vergüenza."

Luhan había pedido que los Cielos le enviasen un ángel de la guarda. El único problema es que lo que le enviaron no era un ángel. Era un demonio.

Lo que tampoco supieron, es que en el bosque, unos meses más tarde, unos excursionistas se encontraron dos pares de manoplas entrelazadas entre ellas y colgadas de la rama de un árbol.

jul 8 2017 ∞
feb 9 2019 +