- Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
- Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
- Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
- Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
- Clutch your stomach and gasp.
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
- Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
- Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with your eyes darting around the elevator.
- Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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