i often say and do the most random things and my friends enjoy keeping track of them so why not expose myself here

• "william go moisturize yourself"
• visibily extremely upset complete with voice cracking "that was my last fry i don't have 25 nt to buy more"
• screams suddenly "I FORGOT ABOUT MY BANANA"
• said out of no where during a discussion about capitalism "i just want to be adopted by kanye"
• "why watch big time rush when you can have a big time nut?"