I want to learn how to properly punch so that I, too, can punch a Nazi in the face. When you make a fist, don’t tuck your thumb inside of your other fingers or curl it around the side of your index finger ; it will break if you hit bone. Keep your thumb curled against your palm — behind your other fingers — to keep it out of the way of impact. Don’t hook because it takes more effort, makes your punches weaker, and gives the other person more time to anticipate and block. When you pull your arm back make sure to keep your elbow close to your side. If you’re aiming for the jaw with a sideswipe, then it’s okay to have your elbow come out away from your body. (But even then, I’d recommend hitting the jaw with an uppercut instead.) Keep your feet shoulder width apart — a wider stance will keep you from getting knocked over. The leg on the opposite side of the hand you’re striking should be kept in front of you and slightly bent at the knee. Shift your weight away from your heels and onto the balls of your feet so that it’s easier for you to move around. Your arms shouldn’t be doing all the work. Your entire torso should twist to follow the movement of your arm. When you pull back your arm to wind up the punch, drop the heel of your back foot back onto the ground and then push up off of it to propel your body forward as you throw the punch. Inhale when you draw back your arm and exhale as your fist makes impact. If you’re going to aim for the face, you better aim to knock the other person out. Your fist is going to make contact with bone and there’s a good chance you could break your fingers. A strike to the jaw, temple, or throat is the most effective way to knock someone out. Unless you’re confident you can catch them off guard, don’t immediately go for the throat/head. Fake them out by aiming lower first so that when they move to protect themselves they leave the area around their head vulnerable. Options with a decreased chance of breaking your fingers on their skull: A) Swing your back leg up and kick them in the jaw. Make sure your hands are up to protect your face the entire time — don’t drop them when you bring your leg up. Keep in mind that you have to move fast. If they see the kick coming, they can dodge and potentially grab your leg. B) Punch them in the gut. When they curl in on themselves, bring both hands around the back of their head and pull them towards you while bringing your back leg up to knee them in the face. Repeat the last motion as many times as you can get away with. This is also pretty hard to pull off. Ooh, good info. I’ll have to keep this in mind. Also, as an alternative to punching, if you think you can take a shot at their face, turn their salute around on ‘em: flat hand, tilt it back, and use a straight thrust so that the butt of your palm (where your wrist meets your hand) catches them in the nose. Optimally this can break the nose, but even if it doesn’t, it will severely disorient them, and cause their eyes to tear up–opening them to further attacks or allowing you to get away before any other fashy fucks step in.

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