HOMEGROWN ideas

• (Looking for reassurance) when have I ever been on time??", "I think once maybe in 2006..?", "2006?!!??!!
• Throwing dimes like they were manhole covers "Like underwear?"
• Bs been telling me my sht bangs!! "Wow darling what a wonderful get up u have on, is that a traditional wear?"
• Lazy eye? No my eye is a hard worker, we don't sleep, just work!!!
• Heads shoulder knees and toes. Hooyo thought it was a white people prayer
• Tried to pay zakat, over drew my acct
• Black beans....
• Where are bad guys? Everywhere, Even at bjs??? Yes
• “no listen! if it says ‘full movie’ its a virus. if it says ‘part 1’ click it” -later gets a virus on computer
• “cannibal corpses? yea i listen to that"
• “what is she doing?” "they got in a fight so she wears her hijab around the house now"
• “u know when hooey pull my hair? i think thts why it grew!"
• Boy pines over crush. Friend thinks she's wrong for him. "She's a ho!" "Nah, she wears makeup so when she goes to work without it she can get a sick day. She smart"
• Another Muslim incident happens. Imam and his boys do Rock Paper Scissors to decide who's going in front of the cameras to say they don't believe in these values. They choose a messy shy guy and he botches it. "Hey Ahmed, get up there and denounce that!"
• Girl got her scully on! Ok!
• sometimes they hit you w that “anthony robbins” bc they know the block is hot; throwing u off the scent of the self improvement brand
• Fun run is just like real life where if u have money u are in the same league w ppl who have skills -ayan
• Speaking like I got health insurance -twitter
• If I get married now, i would have share a room again
• My phone feels heavy because of all these games y'all downloaded
• was everyone in the 90s super short bc they all wore those thick platform shoes and still looked small
• when someone links a book but the link is to the amazon page and not a pdf…

cockroach in the laundromath apple pay at the dollar tree Chip on the ebt card Le Use diracs as backdrops Characters: Smartie: random quotes all the time Always reading books by PoC

- all characters: wearing original clothing - All clothes for sale - Music by local/ upcoming - Art in the background

Catchphrases: Unbelievable Soooooo idiot!!