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“drink it,” she said. “xue meng won't be able to come, he's been stopped by his parents. i'm holding an umbrella here—you've been helping me and a-si by risking your life. now, even if no one is willing to help you, i will still help you.” ( *& icon art by @h̲i̲n̲a̲s̲t̲r̲o̲n̲d̲ on twitter. )

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what the fuck did you just fucking say about anki, you little bitch? i'll have you know anki graduated top of her class in the best girl department, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids for my heart, and she has over 300 confirmed uwus. she is trained in being the best mom and she's the top sniper for nangong si antis. you are nothing to her but just another peasant. she will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the internet? think again, fucker. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. you're fucking dead, kid. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. not only am i extensively trained in protect anki squad, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the united states marine corps and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. if only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. but you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. i will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. you're fucking dead, kiddo.

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