• tyler made me mad and he's making me shop
  • the "Swaggie" video
  • "you need to own"
  • how he understands everything
    • THOSE AQUA GRAPEFRUITS NEED TO BE REAL
  • because he's said "i'm gonna commit" like 8 times in front of Jessica
  • Because he forgets i'm black to the extent that he asks me to get spray tans with him.
    • "No but I really need someone to get a spray tan with me!"
    • "You know Celicia won't do it with me."
  • "its safe to say im in deep in the 1D fandom as they call it." - who else?!
  • "What makes you beautiful comes on right as I get into my car. God bless my life."
  • "I had a dream about Reggie Bush and cats and woke up practically weeping."
    • THE CAT WOULD HOLD HIS HAND.
  • Because I ask him to bring me Mucho Mango and he brings me six.
  • Because he made Jessica buy Baby Corn.
jun 10 2012 ∞
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