why jesse is amazing:

• dude, have you seen her smile?
• she sings the awkward song
• she bakes really well
• rad taste in music
  • even if sometimes she listens to shitty 90s dance mixes
• her flail
• the way she gets excited really easily
• she doesn't get mad when she has to say things like:
  • "don't be ian curtis."
  • "don't be hunter thompson."
  • "DON'T PUT THE KNIFE IN THE TOASTER!"
  • "i am not a fainting goat."
  • "don't punch yourself in the face!"
  • and she has a real cute look when she says them.
• "I went and got my fuzzy blanket because that made me want snugglz"
• cannot be surreptitious
• she is maybe anemic and always denies it
• she made her lime peel the titanic in a sea of long island iced tea
• she is easily startled by things like
  • trains going the opposite way on the subway
  • doors
  • google.com
  • pigeons